kamala and joe biden

my mom still says czechoslovakia

Your mom was alive when it was still called Czechoslovakia? I think she might be a time traveller bro…

when do you think it stopped being czechoslovakia

Obituary written by the ppl who do product descriptions on dollskill

Lionel Newman lived to the ripe old age of 73 years old BB. He was old AF but had a super sexxxyz career as a phiearce ass BITCH. He is survived by his hottttt wife Beverly (gurl power!!) and his three daughters proving once again that the future is female xoxoxo

why have people changed/tried to change the definition of kinning into some wimpy "its just a character you relate to a lot and really like" back in MY DAY kinning meant that was you. no fucking around. if you kinned a character that meant you WERE that character reincarnated. none of this wishy washy centrist "okay maybe i kind of am them but saying that might get me canceled". if you claimed a kin, you were all in. call out posts be damned

some terms just shouldnt be normified and thats okay

doordash: you can have this hamburger from mcdonalds for $46

me:

You Farted

the fact that this tag is just a bunch of conservatives shitting on fox news for “"lying”“” and declaring biden the winner and vowing never to watch it again

without looking, because he does this every sunday without fail, i can safely say this is a trend started by the popular MAGA fart fetish account, catturd2. this particular account has a thing for animal farts and scat usually, but generally anything related to farts is not off-limits for this person. they have tens of thousands of MAGA followers, most of whom do not know it is a fetish thing, and assume he is just making fart jokes all the time because it “triggers the libs” but it is very much a fetish account.