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banaola

@ola-is-dead

i am crazy, weird, and sleep deprived so ignore me
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I’m all scratched up and I can still taste spray paint in my mouth and my husband almost fell out of a tree BUT THE GHOST SCULPTURES ARE FINISHED!

They’re finally finished and I’m so happy with them!!

Some progress shots:

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mochegato

On a Wing and a Prayer

Marinette knew she shouldn’t have chosen that seat.  Okay, no, she hadn’t known it then, but she did now.  At the time, if she wanted food from the only place still serving food in the airport, it was the choice between a man who clearly did not want people near him, hunched over his food, arms bracketing his plate like he was expecting someone to steal it at any moment, eying people passing by suspiciously; and a man with an open posture and smile, making polite conversation with the person next to him.  The choice was obvious really… obviously wrong.  She was sure the Scary Guy would have been fine as long as she left him alone, which is what she wished this man would do for her.

Instead, he had been hitting on her shamelessly and tactlessly for the past ten minutes and if her food didn’t arrive in the next ten seconds, she was going to scream.  “Hey, do you know anything about phones?”

Marinette blinked at him.  That almost sounded innocent except for the devious glint in his eyes when he said it.  “A bit…” she said apprehensively.  She’d fixed her parents’ phones a few times when they’d had problems and damn her, she still hated lying, or she would have just said no and left without her food.

“Oh great!” he exclaimed and she knew at that moment she should have lied.  “Because I think there’s something wrong with mine.”  He slid his phone over to her, open to the contacts page.  “It doesn’t have your phone number in it.”

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nikossasaki

BARBIE (2023) + CAST INTERVIEWS

I hope that they feel good about themselves watching it. Like I don't know, I feel like there's some sort of relief in this movie in that the message ultimately is you're good. You're good as you are. You are enough just as you are. You're crushing it. - Margot Robbie
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mammonswhore

MC: *wiggling a test in front of Lucifer's face* fuck you!

Lucifer: I see you passed

MC: Damn right I did! And you said I couldn't do it!

Lucifer: *smirking* I know, congrats...

MC: *confused sheep noises*

-later-

MC about to go to sleep: ... OH THAT MOTHERFU-

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mammonswhore

MC: *wiggling a test in front of Lucifer's face* fuck you!

Lucifer: I see you passed

MC: Damn right I did! And you said I couldn't do it!

Lucifer: *smirking* I know, congrats...

MC: *confused sheep noises*

-later-

MC about to go to sleep: ... OH THAT MOTHERFU-

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Dick: Just go over there and tell Bernard you like him. What's the worst that could happen?
Tim: He could hear me!
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kartsie

This just in: local reporter more famous for looking like celebrity friend than any of his stories from last decade

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alexxuun

miles is taller than 42-miles because of his spider bite. This is like when your younger brother have a grow spurt and now are slightly taller than you.

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bat-stuff
Batman: Gotham is quiet tonight
Batman, suspicious: too quiet
Meanwhile five blocks away:
Teen Dick: Swiper no swiping!
Criminal, crying: I'll turn myself in just please stop talking
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