The Intense Humming of Fun

made this while i was half asleep last night and found it when i woke up so here you go

inspired by this post

"came back wrong" but it's from work

yes there is a headline that prompted this, but mostly i want to hear your best examples and maybe stir up some intra-regional strife for fun

I think its probably us

yeah, okay, was going to hold off on dropping the headline that immediately inspired this poll, but i gotta go for the one-two punch

and while we're at it, a classic:

my personal favorite

I’ve been listening to the people in the apartment below me have arguments for two years now and I still can’t figure out what language they’re speaking. The best I can narrow it down is like if Portuguese and Hebrew had a baby. Is that a common pidgin combination

I just listened to a clip of this and jesus christ you fucking got it. there are like 3500 people in the whole united states who speak this and two of them are in a very fraught marriage four feet below me

Old Man viewing

Official Post Of New Hampshire

(it is literally a post)

babygirl ive read rpf you haven’t even imagined

@catilinas​

#the caesar/nicomedes iv of bithynia epistolary fiction that’s on fucking jstor

The. What. 

behold.

Lovely sentiment but the way it’s worded sounds like this dude got fucking killed during a little league game

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

Christians with the Eucharist.

this is the funniest fucking reply ive gotten on this post everyone go home

get on your feet, get up and make it happen!

NOTHING tops this Parks and Recreation scene

i think i got the major ones

i realize this is probably not the most exciting poll i've ever done

It sounds like a joke but the "Comic Sans Hack" of "writing your drafts in Comic Sans makes brain flow better" actually works.

holy shit are u serious

that someone would be Werner Herzog

spluttering at that herzog clip

my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

…i did read some of the novels, but i couldn’t get through them entirely…

…and so i genuinely have no idea whether or not this is serious. coz i mean, obviously, it could be a joke. but it could also have legitimately happened. people who have only seen the films underestimate the amount of random things that happen in the books that could come off as utterly silly and ridiculous if removed from their context.

Haha, well, it is pretty much what happens. Sam is looking for Frodo in the tower of Cirith Ungol and is despairing that he will ever find him. He sits down and does what any self-respecting Tolkien character does during their moments of hopelessness and bursts into song.

It’s a really good song (ten year old Ship had it memorized) and as he begins the refrain a second time, he hears Frodo’s voice answering weakly from above. Frodo is poisoned and despairing and beaten but he is still a Hobbit and cannot resist a singalong even while on the brink of death.

I just have to reblog because it makes me laugh EVERY TIME

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?