Kinda Sad, Hella Rad

My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman had no idea he was married, and was righteously angry.

The two of them schemed together. My grandfather’s mistress drove her convertible to the construction site where he was working. As he approached the car, she said, “Why didn’t you tell me you were married?”

“Married?! I’m not married!” he said.

My grandmother sat up in the back seat, where she’d been lying down, and said, “You won’t be for much longer.”

HOLY SHIT

This is a Country song.

NEED

You can get one here :D

i had a dream where i met yoshis dad but his name was yobby and he looked like this

what the actual fuck

Men don’t know women can pee

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

Dwarves are so unappreciated in fantasy. Sure, they’re not ~beautiful~ or ~eternal~ like elves but they’re short and angry and make swords and that’s honestly way more relatable and interesting

Menő

I’m obsessed with these pictures of the Indianapolis Colts Cheerleaders wearing their real world professional work attire as their cheer uniforms

Yooo this me when I get heartburn lmao

ellen this is the real papa john dead in his coffin pls have some respect :/

Internet 2008: Silence is Golden but Duck Tape is Silver :P ;) :O

Internet 2019:

this is my favorite one.

when you and your friend were supposed to perform together but you get into a fight because they gave you some gross pink chicken to eat and you were mad at them for almost giving you salmonella but you miss them a lot

i read the title of this post and was ready to be angry abt it but then i read the preview and that jst… completely obliterated my train of thought

the end result if anyone’s interested

Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.

College is when you’re afraid of both

INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3

link below to see:

http://sh-meet.bigpixel.cn/?from=groupmessage&isappinstalled=0&fbclid=IwAR1CWHqrxwZ1OUHem0CjjLrTBDH2j2cS4zISRo_2a6coC-A_YkFRr6QzMls

credit to: ketul

Zoomed in and found this gem

I think I found someone who knows about the camera

Hello there, observant person!

uh oh

i encourage you guys to click the link it’s hella rad

bonus:

special protected fire hydrant

Bucket

Hello darkness my old friend

damnnnnn 

enemy spotted

Box king

gamestop job requirements

Children, this is dirt. 

 dirt?dirt?  dirt?dirt? dirt?dirt? dirt?  dirt?    dirt? dirt?    dirt? 

A geology field trip