It’s time to go back home
Imagine being the only person alive who can say this
buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”
oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash
I love how certain I am that I’m not the only person who stopped scrolling to let the snail finish crossing the dash.
In fact, I would bet small sums of money that the majority of Tumblr folk do.
Rb for the lil hops it does at the end before it finishes crossing 🥺💓
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
Is this gonna be a thing every 4th of July ?
This is the one thing I’m posting about 4th of july
Me: casually browsing the hot topic website for squishmallows as one does
i'm so confused rn, can you explain the goncharov thing?? i get off tumblr for five minutes
Lmaoooo
Nah I getchu. So this post has been circulating for like a year:
But yesterday, it had inspired someone to do this:
Meta analysis. So many fake meta essays. Disturbingly good ones. And of course the memes.
As you can see, the myth just started to grow, characters and ships and tropes being added one after the other, almost bizzarely without contradiction, until there was enough of shape to the whole thing for people to start posting fanfic about it on AO3. “Ice-pick Joe” has already become a meme tag.
It was hilarious in the beginning, but the way it’s developed within less than a day, kind of like it’s being willed into existence, is freaking me out a bit. We’re toying with powers beyond our comprehension. 😂😂😂
Of course, there could be an ulterior motive as well.
I love Neal Caffrey and Chuck Bartowski. That is all.
“…the neat sorting-out of books into age-groups, so dear to publishers, has only a very sketchy relation with the habits of any real readers. Those of us who are blamed when old for reading childish books were blamed when children for reading books too old for us. No reader worth his salt trots along in obedience to a time-table.”
— C.S. Lewis (via rj-anderson)
It’s September 1st. You know what that means!
ULTIMATE SHIPS CHALLENGE - [5/5] ‘The Power of Trust’ Ships ↳ “Chuck? Tell me our story.”
“I am a simple person with simple wants,” I say, scrolling through AO3 and ignoring fics for a variety of petty reasons
What a moose
Fandoms Against Humanity - White Collar (insp.)
I had this queued since september
I had this queued since last December
When C.S. Lewis wrote “but some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.”
It's time to head back to Hogwarts!
"Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."