very good laios lines this episode
The thing about standing ovations is that they are like after care for actors: it’s ok that you dressed up and played pretend for two hours! Everyone liked it! No one thought it was weird!
Ogre sippy juice...
Oh please, mr. Stone is my father.
buckle on kids we're going to war
Kaladin and Shallan in the style of Scott Pilgrim
it was 5 am and i was in a state of delirium
Nothing worse than being stuck on the toilet trying to cut off your shit so you’re not late to work only to be stuck for another 10 minutes, making yourself late to work, especially when you can’t be late to work because you haven’t prepared your material for the day and needed the morning to finish doing that, but you can’t as you’ll be late for work.
I’m going to be so fucking late for work.
"why hasn't anyone on tumblr been to the club" this is the disabled people with no social lives website
if i could go to the club do you really think id be spending my time answering tumblr polls
volo + pre-evos
Fuck your dream job what’s your dream hobby that you don’t have the means to take up yet. Mine are falconry and aerial acrobatics
the way sasaki gently kissed miyanos hand ruined me for future lovers
The thing with being a lovesick demi is that i'm filled for longing for a romantic partner in theory but in practice?? As soon as an opportunity presents itself it makes me want to fake my own death and move to France under a new identity. Simply cannot deal with this kind of pressure.
stone the steven steel guy