some of this is over the past two weeks and some is more recent. my biggest haul yet! i’ll add in a few things i learned over the month at the end <3

urb@n 0utfitt3rs:

floral cropped sweatshirt - $69

venus eyeshadow palette - $38

lime crime metallic velvetine - $20

mario badescu drying lotion - $17

n0rdstr0m:

new boyfriend jeans - $85

tom ford shimmering body oil - $100

Iu$h:

sea spray hair mist - $17

honey trap lip balm - $7

mask of magnaminty - $46

ocean salt face scrub - $38

bIo0mingdaIes:

calvin klein panties - $20

dark pink lace panties - $34

polka dot floral panties - $25

calvin klein padded bra - $36

calvin klein mesh bralette - $36

total = $532

ok so a few things…

1) lush is crazy difficult, especially for newbies like me. the store is so small and mine has no bottom shelves so i can’t make a blind spot by bending down or anything. this was the first time i’ve gotten nervous enough that my hands start shaking so all in all i don’t recommend it.

2) bloomingdales was hella sus. i probably got this lucky bc it was the end of the day so nobody really paid attention to us but the way all the different areas are separated is so weird and we got hella side eye from the sa. did manage to snag some earrings that aren’t pictured tho. p.s. they have rfid’s under the stickers on the tags of the bras

3) urban outfitters is laughably easy, they forgot to tag the sweatshirt and i was so excited. i just have to remember not to get too cocky, especially when i get my magnet lmao

4) nordstrom is kind of sus, especially in the makeup department where they’ll most likely be up your ass for the entire time you’re there. also most of the makeup and stuff isn’t displayed unless it’s a sample. i walked out of there with the tom ford body oil shoved down my shorts lmao

5) to sum it up, i would recommend bringing a shopping bag with you to put things in, especially if you plan on getting clothes. i asked the nike store for one and they gave me a pretty good sized bag so that helped a LOT :) also bc it’s summer and long sleeves can look sus, dressing rooms are your absolute best friend for concealing so use those to your advantage and stay safe!!

oh so pretty😭

Uhhh! Why doesn’t my UO have limecrime??? I’m offended

I’m literally so broke right now. I need new underwear, sports bra, bra, running shoes, shoes, sweatpants, sweatshirts, socks and make up.

I literally have running shoes from 2 years ago. I’m running 7 days a week and I’m in desperate need of running shoes. I have NO sweat pants/shirts. I have a pair a socks (rest are knee socks & tights). I have literally 1 bra and 3 sports bra and I do sports 7 days a WEEK AND IM ONLY ALLOWED TO USE THE WASHING MACHINE ON WEEKENDS. ONCE. I HAVE NO LIP LINER, IM ALMOST OUT ON MY BROW WIZ AND I NEED A NEW HIGHLIGHTER.

The whole money thing is so much stress on me. I wanna die. I literally cried because it was all so overwhelming for me

HERE I AM BITCH. 3 MONTHS LATER I HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED, I DONT HAVE PANIC ATTACKS CAUSED BY BEING A BROKE ASS BITCH, I DONT WEAR THE SAME OUTFIT 7 DAYS A WEEK, I HAVE ALL THE SHOES I NEED, I DONT CRY MY EYES OFF BECAUSE I DONT HAVE THE CLOTHES, MAKEUP AND SHOES THAT I WANT, I DONT HAVE A NERVOUS BREAK DOWN WHEN USING MONEY FROM BEING SO GUILTY BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE BROKE, I HAVE 6988 PAIRS OF SOCKS AND I HAVE ALL THE MAKEUP I NEED. LIFTING IS GOOD AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHER WISE CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP

People don’t understand that not having certain “unnecessary” possessions actually causes a lot of fucking stress. It is very emotionally draining to be poor and fuck people who shame you for it.

Amen amen amen.

Exactly; the wealthy shouldn’t set standards of beauty and lifestyle and shit and then be shocked when people who usually can’t have those things turn to other ways of acquiring them. Like, bitch YOU set the bar, I’m just trying to meet it

^ that last line YES

Reblog or Like if you're an active lifting account; my shit is dead as hell ⚰️🦇💓

My feed ded again

game show/job idea where companies pay you to shoplift to see how in check their LP is and you can get whatever you want however you want it and if you don’t get caught they let you keep the shit along with another check totaling the amount you stole but if you do get caught you only get a check of half the amount you stole.

Why isn’t this on tv already

It’s not on tv because we’d make out with so much free shit omg.

All of us on the show like “I don’t know much about shoplifting I’m so afraid and I’ve never done it ahhhh!!” And coming out with $1000+ hauls

Another Instax from Michael’s!! Bless $305

my before black friday haul 😇❤️❤️ some stuff is for my friend that comes lifting with me, but things i got for gifts i kept out of the picture for safety reasons. but really American Eagle Outfitters is definitely my favorite store to lift from, so many untagged clothes that i love 💕💕

💖Stores Hit💖 Francesca’s, VS, PINK, Zumiez, Pacsun, JCP Sephora, American Eagle, Old Navy

💖Total💖 $1451.26

Trevor Noah has way more patience than I!

Can we talk about how she pulled the race card though?? Out of nowhere! And he so elegantly told her off

bbylft :

when fitting rooms are unlocked and unattended 

Forever reblog

me

I swear,,,, me

Fun Ulta haul today☀️️ Here’s the details~

Too faced melted matte lipstick $42 (x2) Stila liquid lipstick $48 (x2) Too faced better than sex waterproof $23 Tarted contour and highlight pallet $30 Modern renaissance pallet $42 Tarte concealer $24 Too faced candlelight highlighter $30 Laura teller highlighter $26 Tarte foundation $39 NYX suede lipstick $7 NYX lingerie lipstick $7

Total: $318💚

I’m so so so happy to have the Modern Renaissance pallet. I’ve been wanting it for a while but my Ulta was always out of stock. All the SA’s were busy so I had no problems at all being SUSed. I brought my small lifting bag so I didn’t get a lot. Love everything❤️❤️ *I used the cotton ball method*

The 3 store 30 minute haul

Nordstrom Rack Berry pins 2 @ $8.89 each

World Market Ritter Sport Chocolate 6 @ $2.79 each Stella Rosa Stella Pink wine minis 4 @ $4.95 each Praline Pecan Liqueur $20

Ulta Tartelette Palette 2 @ $45 each Tartelette In Bloom 2 @ $45 each Too Faced Boudoir Eyes $36 Too Faced Natural Matte 2 @ $36 Too Faced Sketch Marker Eyeliner $20 Too Faced Lip Injection Extreme 2 @ $28 Orly Bonder $10 Seche Vite 2 @ $9.95

Total $468.22

3 stores, 30 minutes

You’re a wizard

Necessities haul Big Lots Herbal Essence Shampoo 2  @ $2.50 each Herbal Essence Conditioner 2 @ $2.50 Toothpaste $2 Mouthwash $2.50 Lotion $3 Razors $5 Pure silk shaving cream $2.50

Torrid Panties 5 @ $74.50 total Bra 44.90 Sweater 44.90

Total $189.30

Lifting once doesn’t mean I’m too dumb to know how to conceal without getting caught, it means I’m smart enough to know my limitations and avoid getting fucked because I got cocky thinking that grand theft larceny was nbd because some talented lifter on Tumblr made it seem that way.

I’m Black. I have no car. I live in a small town. I have very noticible features. I’m over the age of 18. Five. Fucking. Strikes. If a video clip of me lifting were to show up on the local 10'oclock news, everyone in a 200 mile radius would know who I was and I’d be sitting in jail right now getting fucked with a broom handle.

I’m going to take the advice of lifters who have been lifting for years, the ones who haven’t been caught. Its really weird how people are simutaniously criticizing me because I don’t have pictures of risky $2,000 hauls with descriptions of how an SA ran out after me screaming and snapping pictures with a $3,000 Canon while re-blogging posts about how lifting isn’t a competition.

So yeah, as much as I’d love to say fuck a wig, fuck a car, fuck common sense and hop the bus to steal $1,538.57 worth of foundation and primer from an Ulta 50 miles away I know that my ass would be grass.

So yeah. I still plan on lifting. But getting caught is not an option, and I know that I’m too inexperienced to pull off any significant haul without getting caught and looking like a fool.

I didn’t join this community to impress anyone or tear anyone down, I joined because I’m a cheap anti-Capitalist bitch and ya’ll seemed like cool people, and that maybe if enough of us bounced ideas off of each other we could seriously fuck over rich white white men.

I don’t know. Just too many conflicting messages I guess.

I think I just fell in love with you 💞 Great post b!

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