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why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names
vague-yet-menacing
it is i, Zyrtec the allmighty,
vague-yet-menacing
you are no match for Xanax the Wise
viagra
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there has never been a well written charatcer that wears an eye patch
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wrong
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FUXKSJSFJDHD
Source: weloveshortvideos.com
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Source: cwote
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It’s 2007. You’re working on a PowerPoint for school. It’s about ancient Egypt. You select the Papyrus font.
“Yes, Perfect”
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people who don’t have “show battery percent” turned on live recklessly
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I like the message that Nikki sent yesterday, at the United Nations. For all of these nations that take our money and then they vote against us at the Security Counsel, or they vote against us potentially at the assembly. They take hundreds of millions of dollars, and even billions of dollars, and then they vote against us. Well, we’re watching those votes. Let ‘em vote against us, we’ll save a lot. We don’t care. This isn’t like it used to be, where they could vote against you and then you pay them hundreds of millions of dollars and nobody knows what they’re doing. So, Nikki, that was the right message that you and I agreed to be sent yesterday, and I’ve had a lot of good comments on it, believe me. People are tired of the United States–the people that live here are great citizens that love this country–they’re tired of this country being taken advantage of, and we’re not going to be taken advantage of any longer.
President “Zero Fucks Given” Trump during a cabinet meeting at the White House, December 20, 2017.
Source: youtu.be
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Reblog to delete the Government
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were you a webkinz, pixie hollow, neopets, club penguin, or a poptropica kid
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why is there a fucking tomato in the train
ultraw4nk
because its the subway
fuck you
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tekknoir
Small brain: Santa is training kids for religion
Galactic brain: Santa is training kids to live in the surveillance state
libertarirynn
He sees you when you’re sleeping He knows when you’re awake He knows if you blaspheme the State And he’ll call the NSA
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or maybe it’s not a self control issue, but one of avoiding temptation.
He’s married, and he wants to avoid temptations because he is loyal to his wife.
It’s also a reputation thing. If everyone knows you’re never alone with someone of the opposite sex, no one will falsely accuse you of a scandal.
orangehatposts
he’s avoiding even the possibility of impropriety and y’all are pissd abut this? all y’all getting upset over this rule of his to HONOR HIS WIFE are morons.
I know a guy who was a teacher, and he had a rule like this himself. He was never alone in a room with one of his female students. A couple years back there was a girl who was unhappy about her grades who tried to accuse him of assaulting her. The whole school new him to be a good man though, and all of his students stood up for him. Every single one. (Aside from the girl accusing him.) He kept to that rule very carefully, and his students trusted him absolutely and the school had great confidence in him. That rule literally saved his career.
emeraldboreas
His personal rule protects himself and others and people are STILL accusing him of being a predator.
*a guy stays faithful to his wife*
Tumblr: f*cking pig
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