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Overall Bullshit

@mrmeseekslookatmee

No glow sticks, orange juice, cranberries, or wasabi allowed.
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My rival school’s Latin teacher quit his job to become a gay pornstar

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Small might: ah fuck we lost mic
Aizawa: hold on I got this
Aizawa, yelling at the top of his long: OMAI WA
Mic: MOU SHINDEIRU
Aizawa: found him

Hey y’all I started a bnha shitpost blog feel free to enjoy

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Mercy, after performing necromancy and putting reaper in a constant state of pain: what happened to you?
Reaper:* looks into the camera like he's on the office*
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Five second rule

If you suck a mans dick for less than five seconds it's not considered gay and you're not legally required to say no homo

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Half of Tumblr: cisphobia and heterophobia isn't real
Other half: cisphobic and proud uwu
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Belle: I want more than marriage and kids
Belle:* immediately gets with the beast and settles down*
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When you're drinking a peanut butter milkshake and you get that clump of thick peanut butter in your mouth and half of you is like oh god why and the other half is busting a nut

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Of course the ketchup crisis of 2k17 was a tragedy, but without it I would've never been introduced to the wonder of honey mustard so for that I am grateful

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If you want to be relatable and not cringy, make whatever you were going to gush about communism. Like if you were gonna talk about a fandom, replace the fandom withcommunism and the people with Russian leaders

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Do what you want because a pirate is free
you are a pirate

YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE

  1. Being a pirate is alright with me
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