she's hot she's tall she's a lesbian

Art by mellarkboxers

WOW! What can I say? I'm in love with the art piece!

RATING: NOT CUTE

this girl does NOT want to work. she wants to go back to bed because she is sososososo tiredd. she wants no responsibilities either please.

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley

I know this is about capitalism but it's also about my knees

Can i be sensitive for 1 second or will i be tackled and killed

nap needer 1.png / nap needer 2.png

should have taken that nap

if you don't schedule a break, your body the system your insane codependent relationship the story will schedule one for you

Ed getting to rest his head on Stede’s tits reblog if you agree

I agree.

Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

Not a lot of people know this but if you say “be a good boy for me? Please?” Boys will trip over themselves and cream their pants while doing whatever you want

“I like that shirt. Maybe you could… keep it on?” 😘

Dedicating this to my tumblr mutuals and crewmates, who make the gravy basket warmer with their beautiful sexy writing, gorgeous art, thoughtful meta, and sweet mer-person presences, especially @piratecaptainscaptainpirates @gentlebeardsbarngrill @spirker @xoxoemynn @lukelemon-art @blakbonnet @iris-in-the-rain @portraitofadyke @stedesparasol @celluloidbroomcloset @sherlockig @babykittenteach @sweet-little-goldfish-stede @blackbeardskneebrace @stedesearring @edsbacktattoo @areyoudoingthis @saltpepperbeard @as-a-creww @jellybeanium124 @ofmd-ann @cahootings @catbells-and-summerlinens @midearthling @bbyteach @soupbtch @bizarrelittlemew @poison-into-positivity @figrollandacuppa @sleepystede @teeny-tiny-revenge @aha-my-villainous-thoughts @izzyhandsonthosetiddies @ourflagmeansgayrights @asneakyfox and honestly everyone else (and if I missed you I’m so sorry, I suck at brain-power!).

Sucks that we’re here in the gravy basket, but I’m glad we’re here together, thank for being here and for being you 💕

🎶 You see I'd like to share my life with you

And show you things I've seen,

Places that I'm going to

Places where I've been

To have you there beside me

To never be alone

And all the time that you're with me,

We will be at home 🎶

I started this before The Cancellation Announcement, Part II, and it’s been hard to finish, but it’s time to send it on its way. IDK what’s going on with the lighting, don’t ask me 😊 💕 Anyway, they’re happy, Stede is telling a story, and Ed is listening and thinking about how he’s going to marry this guy soon 💕💕💕

Tumblr is gonna eat all the detail, so clicky click to see it better please 🥹💜