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if he has abs he doesnt care about you

men with abs aren’t capable of love

bro women are so dumb. they belong in the kitchen making us sandiwches haha am i right or what man. dude i gotta go my moms asking me which pair of nike socks i want her to iron for me to wear on the first day of eighth grade. 

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Shy boy

person: i care about u me: ok then why am i not ur entire life??? smh fake

*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

idk how to flirt imma just stare at you until u marry me

when u got some opinions on things but ur deciding if its worth starting an argument over