5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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I appreciate this video a lot--people don't realize how important it is to start slow if you're trying to come back from a completely sedentary lifestyle, and they get really hurt as a result. Straining your muscles too much, too suddenly can land you in the E.R. and the wrong joint injury can permanently affect your mobility, so please start with absolute basics and easy stretches!

lisa frankenstein

Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

@thebibliosphere

I love older men and I love fictional men you put them together……

UNWARRANTED?

me shrieking as soon as they showed obi wan shirtless: I knew Ewan would work his nips in I knew it god is good all the time

my brother on the other end of the couch:

Joseph Quinn / 2024 Breakthrough Performer of the Year

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I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.

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I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.

I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.

Someone in my office asked me today what the Eurovision Song Contest was (fucking heathen) and I summed it up by saying:

"It's like if political chess was a person and fucked the X Factor bent over a desk wearing a pride flag."

And just like that, peaked 2024 already.

Tell me I'm wrong.

me whenever I read smut with the straightest face ever:

This is why I read the reddit comments