Children, this is dirt. 

 dirt?dirt?  dirt?dirt? dirt?dirt? dirt?  dirt?    dirt? dirt?    dirt? 

A geology field trip

British people be like

*wakes up during a heart transplant*

Right what’s all this then

A TINY, FEARLESS LEADER

C’MON GUYS

we have a real motherfucker here, a true idiot child, someone please come collect your bastard

Walmart trying to contact my mom over the loudspeaker

How did I wake up in the middle of the night with the funniest tweet idea and it was this

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

What the fuck is this ad omfgggg

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

Thinking about something

wow! great!