You're out walking yours and Simon's dog, Riley, one afternoon when some guy you've never met all but saunters up to you.
He tries to chat you up, laying the flirtation on so thick it congeals into sleaze. You shut him down bluntly at every turn, but unfortunately, he's... determined.
Riley growls as he takes a step closer, the retired military dog pushing himself in front of you with hackles raised and teeth bared.
And still, the stranger doesn't get the hint. He merely huffs out an amused laugh as he looks from Riley to you.
"Didn't realize you had a guard dog -"
Suddenly, his gaze wanders past you. The cocky grin on his face drains away in an instant as he pales.
Like he's seen a Ghost.
"She's got two, mate."
speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.
i'm no good at painting sorry. i have excessive line work instead
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✨iii✨
Somebody said bassy boi needed to be drawn in this dress, and after I saw @changewingwentz version I couldn’t help it!! He’s so beautiful💜 although my hands are now broken from pressing crayons that hard😅 (it was worth it)
Happy Friday!!
Oli & Ivy ❤️
What else can we offer them?
Ok ok but two more thoughts about this
- YESTERDAY. ONE DAY AGO. This man had a froggy hat on and was blowing thank you kisses. Six months ago he is tipping his cowboy hat in a gentlemanly manner. Today he is screaming “I’LL CALL YOU A CUNT!!!!!!” Get you a man that can do both
- Semi related but much more sentimental. Three years ago this is the man that would stand on house right side of the stage and quietly play his guitar. You’d be lucky to get a couple spins outta him. And slowly he has warmed up to the jam session, and then the dad dancing, and then the mask teasing, and then the smoochies and the fuckery, and now!!! MANS IS DOING ROCKSTAR SHIT. SINGING WITH BMTH. SO OBVIOUSLY HAVING SO MUCH FUN.
LIKE SIR. YOU JUST FUCKIN DID THAT!!!! LOOK HOW MUCH YOU HAVE COME OUT OF YOUR SHELL AND HOW MUCH YOUR STAGE PRESENCE HAS GROWN.
I DONT KNOW YOU, BUT IM REALLY REALLY FUCKIN PROUD OF YOU
III from Sleep Token gives me gender envy pass it on
that was one hungry kiss, Vessel. that was like "my husband returned from war after four years and no letters" kiss. damn, man.
you know you hypnotize me, always.
Between IV's "Welcome me in" and III's "This is your final chance to comply" I swear to god I will not survive to see the second half of this year.
⬗ 𝑰 𝑰 𝑰 ⬗
𝑵𝒆𝒘 𝑰𝑰𝑰 𝑷𝒊𝒄𝒔!!!
Why does he look sooooooo good!!!
“Ladies and gentlemen can you make some noise for IVYYYY”