It honestly works I’ve already used it many times
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No one:
Tony stark: mmm.. EAT GLASS! (Slams door)
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She was gettin it innn
I reblog this EVERY SINGLE TIME it hits my dash because this was lit af😍🤸🏿♀️
Never let this video die
lavidachokeher
Wow!
erikslulbaby
ion know who she is but i love her with all my heart
eroticallyyou
reblogging every time
a fucking wizard
theoriginalkanks
Sis fucking killed that shittt
I really just want a York peppermint patty Commercial with Sebastian Stan as the guy eating the patty.
You know I just have to live my life knowing that, I will NEVER go to a My Chemical Romance concert. They broke up the year I started listening to them. I would literally (and I can not stress this enough) DO ANYTHING TO GO TO JUST ONE FULL BLAST ENERGY MCR CONCERT.
#my chemical romance#mcr#mcrmy#mcrx#mcromance#your fave listens to mcr#mcr memes#gerard way#my chemical gerard#frank iero#frank iero and the future violents#frank iero and the patience#frank iero and the cant pick a name club#mikey way#im bob i play the drums#ray toro#i just stuck my hand in this cupcake
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Make Up Sale PSA
I don’t know if you guys use e.l.f. make up but I love them because they are affordable and easy to use and not intimidating for a newbie make up user like me
Anyway, they are having a 60% off sale, as well as free shipping at $25 AND a free lipstick or something as well. You can get eye shadow palettes for a few dollars, I picked up a spare set of brushes for my travel case for $12, they have really pretty lip crayon shades (which I LOVE) for under $2 on clearance! Plus I got some cute summery eye shadow pieces for $2-$3 for small palletes!
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tony: *hands check* i am giving this to you and steve for all of the help you gave me.
sam: steve didnt to that much *looks at check* oh.. my god
tony: do something interesting you always do.
sam: *already putting check in pocket* i- i cant accept this
No one:
Tony stark: mmm.. EAT GLASS! (Slams door)
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an important lesson about making mistakes:
you can still get a cookie
garnet-amethyst-and-pearl
How does a robot eat a cookie?
I think you misunderstand mailbot’s intentions
groovymathemagician
THIS IS SO CUTE
Wanda:where did pepper go?
Tony: for a run apparently there are some “big changes going on in her life right now”
Wanda: yeah I should say so
Tony: why are you waving a thermometer in my face right now?
Wanda: its a pregnancy test!
tony: EWWAHH-WHAT?
(Avengers theme song in back round)
*clints house*
steve: so, tony IS into me
nat: is hee...?
steve: ya
nat: what makes you say that?
steve: Because we just necked, out behind the barn..
nat: seriously what make u think that
steve: BECAUSE WE JUST PUT OUR MOUTHS TOGETHER OUT BEHIND THE BARN!
Nat: welll just so you know i kissed him to..
steve: well that didnt happen
Nat: whos to say?
steve: well.. DID HE ASK YOU TO COME OUT TO HIS WOOD SHOP?
Nat:
Steve:
Nat:
Steve: that didn’t come out the way I wanted it to..
tony: *hands check* i am giving this to you and steve for all of the help you gave me.
sam: steve didnt to that much *looks at check* oh.. my god
tony: do something interesting you always do.
sam: *already putting check in pocket* i- i cant accept this
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why are there bruises on my knees
i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically
bucky: i can almost guarantee you someone has died in this room.
peter: ew buck!
bucky: kay, goodnight.
peter: goodnight
bucky: you know.. sometimes at night i see things..
pete: my god bucky!
bucky: yeah. yeah.. like dark things... like sometimes there is this old lady who passes by your bed, waving her hands over your face.
i dont think her bony fingers ever touched your mouth, tho..
pete: [gasps] MOM?!
bucky: do you ever wake up with chapped lips?
pete: [whining] DAD?
buck: (whispers) oh you mean steve? hes dead..
pete: ugh, your such a jerk, james!
buck:[groaning, choking noise]
pete: SHTOOPa!!
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FREE PADS AND TAMPONS
Hey all you lovely people who have periods, the world is starting to look a little bit brighter now that certain tampon/pad companies have started to allow people to receive small kits and samples of pads, maxi pads, liner, and tampons for free. And I mean 100% free and discreet. You just have to give them your address and name, and bam! You’ve got all the menstrual cycle products you could ever need for no cost. Links below!
dan-the-llamaa
i expect everyone to reblog this
vampchick24
Reblog this everyone.
paracosmicmind
HOLY FUCK SERIOUSLY NO JOKE OH MY LORD HOLY FUCK