tumblr is simple. I log on. I reblog pretty pictures. I see the most insane opinion a human being can have. I log off
the real leftist agenda
i’ve literally never been more obsessed with a tiktok comment
gomez and morticia addams have the kind of relationship every couple should aspire to it’s just a chaos man who chugs the respect women juice and his weird witchy wife who raises man-eating plants and they fuck constantly
An informative image for all your wife loving needs.
heard that the queen is spending some time upstate on this big farm with other queens, where she's got lots of room to run around and play
The longer things go without news, the funnier this is
I love color theory :)
bdsm enjoyers r onto something. i think we should incorporate aftercare into just hanging out. i need a buddy to hold me and say “that was really fun and you seemed normal”
“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.
you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.
Keep seeing pronoun positivity posts is about he/they and she/theys. That's cool and all but this one's for the she/hes. If you're a she/he I love you and you can take as much mint as you want from our garden
Is this a positivity post or a secret cry for help? OP, how bad is the mint situation?
It's both the mint situation is fucking severe
My body is Not a temple. it is a thermos. for soup
Anyone who drives faster than me is a pervert freak anyone who drives slower than me is a ace demi sapio kinnie prude