we poke fun at obi-wan for saying "sith lords are our specialty" and then getting his ass kicked by dooku, but in fairness, he was at the time the only person in living memory to have actually killed a sith. he showed remarkable humility honestly.
THAT’S NOT YOUR DEAL THAT’S NOT MY DEAL
Why give the bad guys the advantage of long pullable hair right? Wow. I’ve been trying to tell Sam that for years.
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we poke fun at obi-wan for saying "sith lords are our specialty" and then getting his ass kicked by dooku, but in fairness, he was at the time the only person in living memory to have actually killed a sith. he showed remarkable humility honestly.
HELP, I'M LOSING IT AGAIN, BECAUSE THIS CHAOS GREMLIN CHILD USED TO SNEAK ATTACK BATMAN BY HIDING UNDERNEATH THE BATMOBILE AND HOLDING ON WHILE IT DROVE AROUND AT LIKE 300MPH OR WHATEVER AND GOT SO GOOD AT IT THAT BATMAN ACCIDENTALLY TOOK HIM ALONG ON A SUPER SECRET JUSTICE LEAGUE MEETING PLEASE PRAY FOR BRUCE WAYNE HE HAD TO RAISE A DICK GRAYSON WHO DID THIS KIND OF THING JUST FOR FUNSIES
LMAO SOMEONE GIVE BRUCE A MEDAL FOR DEALING WITH THIS AWFUL, AWFUL CHILD OF HIS, THE MAN IS A SAINT TO PUT UP WITH *WAVES HAND* ALL THAT
Dick Grayson: "Relax, I've got sixty hours in the simulator!" SMASH CUT TO: DICK HAVING PLAYED 60 HOURS OF A RACING GAME IN THE CIRCUS I cannot express how hard I lost my shit at this, because they are currently in the middle of trying to outrun an actual firestorm being rained down on them by Firefly, Dick just broke his promise to save himself if things went down, he dragged his 280lb mentor into the Batmobile and probably barely reaches the pedals because he's still like eleven years old and Batman is FULL FORCE YELLING AT HIM for disobeying direct orders and this CHAOS GREMLIN CHILD HAS THE ABSOLUTE NERVES OF STEEL TO SAY RIGHT TO BATMAN'S FACE "Relax, I've got sixty hours in the simulator!" when he knows Batman knows Batman doesn't have a simulator and HE MEANT THAT HE'D PLAYED A BUNCH OF RACING GAMES. Let's be real, Bruce didn't put that kid on a dangerous path, Bruce put a fucking leash on that kid so he was maybe 5% less dangerous and likely to get himself killed and HE WORKED A MIRACLE TO GET THIS FAR.
Clark is literally just minding his business! Just walking down the hall, after an elevator interview with Luthor! And baby Dick Grayson immediately just fucking CLOCKS HIM as different. Didn't even see him rescue anyone! No amazing feats of strength! No super speed! No weird coincidences! Just Clark Kent walking down a hallway and Dick Grayson is immediately ALL THE HELL OVER HIM and he's RIGHT. And he knows when someone is cheating, he may not know how yet (alien with x-ray vision, to be fair, is a bit out there for his current level of experience), but that kid KNOWS WHEN SOMEONE IS CHEATING. Also, absolutely PHENOMENAL that, while Bruce apparently leaves Dick in the LEXCORP KIDZ-ZONE while he's busy, I'm sure Dick loved that, even at thirteen years old.
The battle scene was completely unnecessary Sherlock just wanted to picture John in uniform HONESTLY
sherlock: i have to go to the beginning if i want to solve this case…let’s go all the way back to when john was in a hot military uniform
Today, we get to reblog this
He’s so out of line for this……
society is jumping the gun big time why the fuck are we developing AI and robots and shit brother we don't even have printers or vacuums that aren't dogshit CAN we dial it back
"Come on. We've got a ways to go."
To think after so many years he still have that vulnerability when he’s with his Master, it’s scream attachment ❤️
Thinking about how when Vader leaves Obi Wan for dead in the pit he addresses him as "Master" and when Obi Wan leaves the battle, leaving Anakin for dead, he says "Goodbye, Darth"
This both fixes the ANH plot hole where he greets Vader by his title "Darth" as if it's a first name
But also it parallels the usage of titles by them. Anakin calls Obi Wan "Master" sardonically and Obi Wan addresses him as a Sith Lord the same way I'm
Obi-Wan was a redemption arc, and not just for Obi-Wan or even Reva.
Beru and Owen were killed off in the first half hour of ANH with barely another mention in the other movies, but this show reminded us that they weren’t just farm people. They were Luke’s family. They loved him. Owen may have been strict and overprotective, but he wasn’t afraid to take on Reva – a freaking Sith/Jedi – to protect his own. Anakin may have been Luke’s father, but Owen was his REAL father.
