but like......where’s the rest of this 👀

"when i wear glasses it's a fashion statement."

I said

Yes daddy

Would you rather always walk around wearing a superhero costume or always walk around completely naked?

ooooo who is he

Miss Sloane New York Screening

Chris Evans ➙ Oscars 

anthony and sebastian wanting to say that they’re shooting for the sambucky show together but constantly failing is the wholesomest video ever, i dont make the rules

How are they gonna film an entire show?? lol

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors 

my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog

no no, french dogs just be like that

unrecognizable force VS ignorant object

Mimi’s 4K Follower Celebration!

Hi, pals!

After I posted my last fic, it sort of dawned on me that I have over 4,000 of you following me. Holy smokes! I’m blown away, and so appreciative of your support, likes, comments, & RB’s on my fics. You guys are THE BEST and I so appreciate you!

SO, in that vein, I have decided to post a challenge to all of you + some prizes from me! Details are under the cut, and if you have any questions about the challenge, feel free to just ask! 

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To all my lovies who wanna write come shoot your shot. Tagging some of my fave writers here. U know. Maybe. U could write something. ☺️

sebastian stan is a little puppy and a daddy macho man at the same time

LOOK AT HIM, FIRST SECOND HE’S “ill stab you if you don’t shut up” NEXT HE QUICKLY TURNS INTO A SWEET LITTLE BOY

HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO CUTE AND SO FUCKING HOT AT THE SAME TIME

——To the best 8 years by Chris Evans as Captain America / Steve Rogers

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Black widow, Capitain América & Iron Man

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