CELERITY

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

‘i saw your social cue but am ignoring it in the hopes you learn to use your words and communicate like an adult. hope this helps’

when audre lorde said “you need to reach down and touch the thing that’s boiling inside of you and make it somehow useful.”

This Sheep Cafe In Korea Shares Viral Photos Of A Sheep Getting Washed

Or do I owe her an apology? Men in Black (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

During one of Birds of Prey’s fight sequences, Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie) identifies a teammate’s vulnerability and provides a critical assist — by lending her a hair tie. This small act of sisterhood is as familiar in an everyday context as it is surprising in the DC Extended Universe. It’s one of the many ways that Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) differs from its superhero movie forebears: It not only stars women, it was made by them, too. “There’s more women in front [of] and behind the camera than any movie I’d worked on, which is pretty incredible,” says Robbie, who also produced the film. “It was partly a conscious decision, but it also always felt like the organic, right choice to make.”

—Entertainment Weekly: How the R-rated, women-powered Birds of Prey flips the bird — and the script — in high-flying style

My friend asked how I learned to cook and the answer is I didn't. I know like 5 things about cooking and they are:

If anyone wants to add, please do

None of these are wrong.

I laughed way too hard at this

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!

Please go watch Sex Explained on Netflix. Not only is it a great resource for the basic sex education that is sorely lacking in the U.S., but some of ya’ll need to take a deep breath and remember the difference between fantasy vs reality. This purity culture thing that we’re going through right now is directly harmful to responsible, healthy sexual expression. BTW this woman, Lisa Diamond, is a noted psychologist and has been pushing for greater understanding of womens sexuality as a whole.

i need to own the mcr 'dead' sweater so i can wear it with my 'god won't let me die' booty shorts

Zuko: I’m already packed, let’s go

Aang: How did it go?

Katara: Zuko tricked me into letting go and living well.

Zuko: Gets ‘em every time.

new recruits are not aware that the generals are married

less awkward than poe taking finn’s last name and becoming general poe 2187

frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them

alphys: you know i… i used to hate myself, before you came along. i don’t know… i don’t want to use you to boost my self esteem but i just want to say… thanks, you know? for giving me a little more confidence, i guess. you’re really special to me

frisk: *is five years old*

Them: Hello sir, may I have your name?

Me: No, you may not have my name, but you may call me John

Them: Sir, this is a DMV and I am not a fae

Me: Oh? Then you wouldn’t mind holding this iron horseshoe then, right?

*DMV clerk begins to sweat nervously*

let's play a game of do I really hate this experience/thing or am I just in too much pain and too exhausted to really take it in and find something to enjoy and appreciate about it

Bitch I’m deceased the audacity lmaoooo

Bitch yo vibes are loud af

STFU I’m studying