They are married warner bros told me

I’m sorry I just had an out of body experience when bugs said “you’re a sexist”

how the hell else am i meant to interpret this

hozier hits different when you’re gay and yearning and the world feels apocalyptic huh

Starting to dislike/realize the flaws in Harry Potter feels like waking up from the trance of a fairy king.

The smile slowly fades from your face as you step out of the circle of mushrooms, asking yourself “Did Joanne really win awards for this level of writing?” The glassy look begins to vanish from your eyes as you think, “Why did Cho Chang get constantly berated by the narration for grieving her graphically murdered dead boyfriend?” You remove your flower crown and hold it in shaking hands as you ask yourself “Were we all just fine and dandy when Jay Kay Ar decided that one of the four houses at her wizarding school was founded by a faux white supremacist and was also FULL of eleven-year-olds who were forcibly designated as white supremacists?” The sky grows darker. You remember the Tolkien plagiarism. You remember the house elves. You remember the banker goblins. You begin to run—

me walking on my own in the rain at night: wow the pavement really does shine like silver and all the lights sure are misty in the river. look at those trees. they're full of starlight

Okay but this really is such a good feeling and its so simple and beautiful

Bro the tenderness of the first story scenes of princess bride? Westley the farm boy in love with a woman who only ever called him by his job title, yes, harsh and aloof, but beautiful and talented and a hard worker herself. Buttercup, slowly realizing she wanted this farm boy near her and gave any excuse to have him stick around. The intense, smoldering eye contact? “As you wish”? “Farm boy......fetch me that pitcher?” And her voice is so uncertain and he just steps closer and closer and she KNOWS he’ll have to get up all in her business to fetch that pitcher for her and he DOES and he WHISPERS “as you wish” and even if we don’t see it you KNOW their hands brush as he gives her the fetched pitcher??? Modern movies would have that scene lead directly into a passionate and unplanned make out scene, but Princess Bride—wise, talented, sophisticated—doesnt, and the first kiss we see of them is outlined by sunset, tender, longing, familiar, assured in its strength and grounded in reality, not the kiss of two people discovering it for the first time but the kiss of lovers whose love is too strong not to be expressed even though it’s the hundredth kiss they’ve shared......a tearful goodbye...... “I fear I’ll never see you again” “this is true love. Do you think this happens every day?”................did I mention the sunset

inigo montoya’s “i want my father back you son of a bitch” in response to “i’ll give you anything you want” was the original “then perish” and i refuse to tolerate the erasure of that amazing scene

must a star wars movie be good? is it not enough to see twinks swing around shinny phallic objects, lesbians killing representations of the patriarchy in space, and cool aliens engage in crime? 

Shmebulock gets me

How shall I get the Serotonin™️ and Dopamine®️ today??

A. Masturbate

B. Buy myself something I don’t need

C. Eat processed food

D. Complete one (1) household task

E. All except D

bitches will thrust their fists against the posts and STILL insist they see the ghosts 🙄

my immense self hatred VS my delusional god complex

Girls don’t want boys. Girls want to glide down ladders in their own private library while their red cloak flutters behind them, owning swords and many chocolates, with fast WiFi at all times.

i cannot stress this enough

I honestly can’t deal with second hand embarrassment in tv shows and movies very well I’ll literally pause it, internally scream, and come back in ten years

“i don’t wanna die, i sometimes wish i’d never been born at all” remains the rawest fucking lyric in the history of music thanks freddie