we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

the fuck is going on with optimus prime?

A Curated List Of My Favorite Skeletons (and Skulls!)

We shall start, of course, with the obvious: Stringray!

Followed neatly by pufferfish!

gila monster skull (shh they are sleeping)

moving on to flamingos bc they have so little to work with but they stretch it so far

veiled chameleon skull (plus art by Elena Barbieri so you comprehend the importance of the sclerotic ring bone!) (bc some eyes have bones! some eyes have bones and that is so so valid)

love us a good old-fashioned mole

the tucan, always a fun classic

in conclusion, a few dainty gibbon skeletons to calm you soul, bc why the heck not <3

(yes the last one is a real vintage postcard sold in real Natural History Museum gift shops, before for some reason they reconsidered this marketing decision)

can't find the octopus post but I need to tell gaud new info I learned about them

their brains are donut shaped

their esophagus (i think?) goes through the middle of their head

they can literally die from brain damage if they eat something too big

love that this has nothing to do with this post (bc octopodes don't have skeletons, believe me i have INQUIRED) and yet manages to be the most relevant information I have learned in months. you! you understand the purpose of this website! octopus donut brains!!!

now someone ask me about the moral quandaries of octopus farming the problem is they build cities and cultures

The "some eyes have bones!" Thing is SO funny to me due to the eyeball tooth surgery that actually works! So yes, some humans get teeth IMPLANTED in their eyes to help them:3

I like eyeball facts since i used to and sometimes still do get shots in my eye:3

HUH.

"Osteo-odonto-keratoprosthesis (OOKP), also known as "tooth in eye" surgery, is a medical procedure to restore vision in the most severe cases of corneal and ocular surface patients. It includes removal of a tooth from the patient or a donor."

I'm trying to think of the name of those off-brand hedgehog things but the only thing that comes to mind is enchilada

Echidna

Heres some babies

This one is less baby

Fun fact. These motherfuckers can kill you

Their dicks have 4 heads

thank you! i hate this more than words can express. this is horrible, truly. DO NOT CLICK KEEP READING

ALL THE KNUCKLES PORNOGRAPHY IS INACCURATE

why do people keep saying this

"do you want women competing against trans athletes" yes? I also want women competing against male athletes. and competing alongside them. because segregating sports by gender is extremely shitty actually?

this used to be an almost mainstream opinion btw, but then they remarketed "men are biologically superior to women" as Modern Feminism.

actual women athletes: we want equal pay and funding and opportunities, and the ability to have our achievements statistically measured alongside our male colleagues and recognized accordingly. and stop making us wear skimpy outfits and awkward useless breast armor this is insane

the patriarchal power structures that control society: scary TRANS athletes? you don't want to play with those icky TRANS athletes?you need to be protected from those TRANS athletes and their awful cooties??? fear not we shall rescue the girlies🤗

wild that "flick the bean" became so popular when we coulda had "rub the nub"

oh gosh have you people really not heard of flicking the bean. rubbing the nub. buffin the muffin. polishing the pearl. diddling the fiddle. itching the ditch. jilling it. playing hello kitty

person trying to get out of a timeloop but they keep getting brutally murdered by the other person stuck in the timeloop, who is having the most amazing vacation of their life and refuses to leave

oh this SLAPS

we don't make enough fun of Batman for not being a vampire. seriously this guy:

notice i didn't even mention the whole BAT themed everything. and we're expected to believe this character is NOT a vampire? i'm being baited.

"bisexual?" yes bisexual he's a transgressive leather daddy who goes out in public in his elaborate fursona getup. u dare to call this man a heterosexual?

good evening tumblr! for the low low price of $4.20 i will give you a fact that will ruin your night!

this was not my fact, and i am livid that it actually does make sense from an evolutionary standpoint (as it makes other male llamas sterile thus reducing competition). congratulations tumblr you have successfully ruined MY night 

the fact i was GOING to share, interestingly enough, also has to do with animal genitalia:

here is a photo of a blue whale penis mounted on a plaque, have a nice evening ♥

#for $6.66 i will give you one awful Premium fact that is directly related to the whale penis fact but is actually so much worse

pleasure doing business with ya. your fact is: the above photo was taking at the Icelandic Phallological Museum aka the

which houses the world’s largest display of penises (most of them non-human). yes this is a real place that exists, and is a popular tourist destination. and yes, many of the…exhibits have been mounted on plaques, for reasons best left unexplored

oh! here is a non-dehydrated blue whale. fun fact: the first photo was “just the tip!”

#and for one final payment of $6.66 i will give you ONE LAST BUT BY FAR THE MOST HORRENDOUS FACT about blue whale penises#much worse than the fact that a penis museum exists and has multiple whale penises on display

and here is your final Awful and Horrendous Whale Penis Fact:

whale penises were probably mistaken for sea monsters

nope, i’m not kidding. wish i was. whale penises do indeed very much resemble giant monstrous tentacles when spotted in the wild. at least some “sea monsters” sightings were probably just…whale boners. which i hate. i hate that so much.

and because today wasn’t bad enough: here is a sperm whale penis!

and HERE is a photo of a man holding a $6,000 5-and-a-half foot stuffed version!

hope you enjoyed this post! i didn’t!!!!

Can we roll it back to the dick museum…

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MOST

THAT’S the part you focus on? Seriously?????

please I’m so tired

To answer the reblog about human penises

They are still looking

aren’t we all, metaphorically in life, looking for a younger and a bigger and a better one though

@oma-goodness DROP THE TITLE???