When people reblog my stories I'm like:
I'd care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.
Nobody is going to reblog this. Especially when I’m suicidal.
Lol if legit be surprised if someone reblogged this
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.
Yowch, disgusting.
I’m glad my followers are infinitely more classy than that. Depraved and perverted, sure, but classy none the less.
No means no, regardless of who you are.
!!!
Gender does not equal consent and right to abuse.
Reblogging again because it’s important
DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!
If you have already seen this, you can’t go back.
You see that figure in the background? It is a ghost. An evil one.
If you don’t reblog this, that ghost will come into your room.
ah man you guys. We can’t risk it.
AHHHH WHY THE FUCK DID I LOOK AT IT AGAIN
I’M SORRY FOLLOWERS
I JUST DON’T WANNA DIE
*GIVES YOU ALL KISSUS*
What is this foolery
YOU DONT SCARE ME BITCH *still reblogs*
FUCK THAT SHIT
aww i wanna give him a hug he looks nice X3
is that hella jeff
ooo nooo
it looks like someone from the Simpsons or something.
I’m on mobile I ain’t seen shit
Not taking any chances
cause I wanted this thread here
finaly! a boy in my house!
Ahahahaa fuck its 2 am and this scared the fuck out of me, not bc its real but because i saw it out the corner of my eye while scolding my dog and it fucked me up
I don’t fuck with this shit…..
Fuck this
Sofa sitting positions
tag which position you are, i’m ‘ian you fucking dick’
The normal side lean: Capricorn Selfish prick: Aries Comfy Sidelean: Libra Ian you prick move over: Taurus That’s better: Virgo Ian you fucking dick: Gemini LindaNO STOP THAT: Sagittarius Ian. sit on the fucking sofa: Aquarius LINDA WHAT THE FUCK: Leo IAN: Pisces Linda I believed in you: Scorpio Ian have you ever been on a fucking sofa: Cancer
I'm Ian you prick move over
To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.
Reblog this when it’s on your dash. You will save someone’s life.
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED PLZ.
Okay I’m gonna add more meaningful colors because this list is inadequate.
SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something.
MAROON = You taught me something new.
CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar.
PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh
MAUVE = You are really talented
BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better.
Actually I’m gonna add a few too
CYAN = We have very little in common
THISTLE = I only just started following you
INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time
FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold
COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it)
VERMILION = You make me feel passionate
HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname
LAVENDER = You inspire me
CORAL = You’re a meme
UMBER = I want to know more about you
FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody
RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you
ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you
WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class
SAFFRON = I love your ideas
TIMBERWOLF = I trust you
FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you
PLUM = I’d like to chat with you
TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic
SAGE = You make me cry
CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something!
VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog
CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie
BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you
Hello yes do this pls it’s cute
are you sick of me yet?
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
Koop
This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
2.5 million notes I hate myself
I reblogged this twice now
I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry
Not taking a fucking chance
Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance
No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.
How dare you
Whatcha doin to me Farkle!
i can’t risk it
sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever
Sorry I can’t risk it
Fuck sorry guys I love my mom
Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.
2.8 million notes
CANT RISK IT
Sorry guys
sorry 😩
IM NOT RISKING IT
I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.
NOT RISKING IIIITTT
Trying something new hope you all like it
You and Luke Castellan have been dating for three years, and today is your anniversary. No one at camp thought you would be a good couple because you were a daughter of Apollo and he was a son of Hermes. After a while when you didn’t break up they all started shipping you two.
You woke up from a tapping on the window. You turned your head to look at the clock it was 6:30 the whole camp would be waking up in 30 minutes. You lifted your chest and rubbed your eyes. You looked around the the cabin and everyone else was asleep. You looked at the window to see what the tapping was about, and there was your mincing but cute boyfriend Luke.
He mouthed through the window"get up and change then come outside,“ he left the window so you could get changed. You went to your trunk to get clothes and changed then you pulled on your socks and tennis shoes. Then walked outside quietly, for a daughter if Apollo you had learned from Luke a few tricks. You slowly closes the door to see Luke leaning on a wall.” You look cute babe.“ You were wearing a bright orange shirt that said “yolo” on it and had some ripped blue jeans on. “I couldn’t wait for our anniversary today Luke.” You say smiling and giggling.“Me too Y/N.” You put your hair in a ponytail and leave the little side bangs hang out of your headband that is gray (nico liked it a lot.) When you were done putting up your hair Luke hugged you by your waist and picked you up,“ I love you Y/N and I want to show you something I made you.” He put you down and took your hand and you both had to run to the back of the Hermes cabin.
When you saw what is was you smiled so widely that Luke saw the happiness on your face and smiled too. It was a dress that would go to your knees and it was you two most favorite colors coral and teal the same exact colors of your braces. It was sleeveless and sparkled in the light. You turned to Luke and wrapped your arms around his shoulders and got on your tippy toes and said,“ This I the best anniversary ever!” Then you gave him a deep kiss which felt so good. Then you both broke apart when you heard something the whole Hermes cabin was looking outside there back window and they were staring at you to. You cheeks felt like they were on fire and then Luke whispered in your ear,“ Well this is embarrassing.” You looked at Luke and he put the dress in a box all folded up nice. “Now I know you didn’t make that yourself so we will talk later.” You took the box as the horn blew for everyone to wake up you ran and yelled,“bye!” While Luke walked inside his cabin blushing as red as a tomato.
You went through the door to your cabin to see everyone awake looking at you and someone in the back said,“Went on a walk didn’t we Y/N?” And you might have blushed redder than Luke.
When you go into the bookstore and pick out more books than you can pay for:
i would stay up with someone i hate just to talk to them out of suicide.
I would stay up with ANYBODY!! Just to talk them out of suicide.
I LOVE PIPER MCLEAN
I LOVE HAZEL LEVESQUE
I LOVE ANNABETH CHASE
I LOVE PERCY JACKSON
I LOVE NICO DI ANGELO
I LOVE REYNA RAMÍREZ-ARELLANO
I LOVE LEO VALDEZ
Followers
Reblog this and put your current favourite book in the tags :)
I want Percy introducing Rachel to his new friends.
- I want Piper admiring her because “a hairbrush at a Titan? Shit you can fight, that’s the kind of girl I appreciate”
- I want Rachel teaching Hazel modern and cool hairstyles for curly/frizzy hair
- I want Leo kind of impressed / kind of scared of Rachel because she seems pretty bad ass
- I want Reyna to appreciate Rachel (because damn, Rachel has grown so much in ToA) for her bravery and loyalty
- I want for Annabeth to present Rachel as her friend too (because unlikely some childish shippers, Annabeth doesn’t hate Rachel because of her crush on Percy, the past is in the past)
Petition to have Tumblr actually do something about porn blog bots following users.
• It’s annoying. • It gives an imperfect metric for how many followers you have. (I would estimate about 25% of my “followers” are porn blogs run by bots). • It makes pulling up your activity page iffy even if you use Tumblr strictly for SFW content. • It’s problematic for individuals who have struggled with sex and/or pornography addictions, especially since many of the blog names are not obviously porn names, causing you to preview the blog. • It exposes minors to illegal and harmful content.
And to many of us: • It’s disgusting. • it’s degrading to human beings, especially women. • It makes Tumblr a less classy, less reputable place.
Please share this if you agree this is a serious problem.