pinning this post so I can edit the tag whenever I want to find something on my own goddamn blog
Adding Miss Raven to this post so I can see her beautiful face whenever I look for a tag
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My mom went to high school with this guy and showed me this Facebook post of his and if I were not already happily married……………..
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(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad
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reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock
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"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....
Partake in the joy of creation just for the fun of it. Just for a laff.
Me @everyone in the notes
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“Recently, my son said to me after seeing a ballet on television: ‘It’s beautiful, but I don’t like it.’ And I thought, Are many grown-ups capable of such a distinction? It’s beautiful, but I don’t like it. Usually, our grown-up thinking is more along the lines of: I don’t like it, so it’s not beautiful. What would it mean to separate those two impressions for art making and for art criticism?”
— “59. it’s beautiful, but I don’t like it” from 100 essays I don’t have time to write: on umbrellas and sword fights, parades and dogs, fire alarms, children, and theater, sarah ruhl
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forum > help
>hey guys im experiencing this problem running my game
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>“nvm fixed it” >“hey i got this same problem, can you tell me how you managed to make it work?” >“sure I pm’d you the fix” last reply: August 3 2002
This is so true it’s painful
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they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop
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hold on sorry you're telling me the name of the boat was "the terror"?? i always assumed that was a retroactive name! did they WANT things to go horrifically awry???
obsessed with the implication that nominative determinism could have saved them
renaming my ships to HMS We Won't Die in the Arctic and HMS No Scurvy before successfully navigating the northwest passage
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taurielings
and i think to myself
what a wonderful world
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What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else
Refusal Of The Call is the actual trope name. Usually followed by the tropes of The Call Knows Where You Live and You Can’t Fight Fate.
The Call is Trying to Contact you about your Destiny's Extended Warranty.
I Blocked The Call's Number, and The Call Got A New Phone And Called Again
Please Help The Call is Stalking Me
I Told The Call To Take Me Off The Call List And Got Laughed At
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¿Pero que lleva en esa maleta?
Look, actual mimes are the fucking coolest.
Not only the skill at motion, but the comedy sensibility-when the suitcase starts *floating* uncontrollably instead of just being stuck-is fuckin’ great:)
And the “Okay fixed it, let’s go… STUCK AGAIN” at the end.
Faulty gravity generator on that suitcase.
My last brain cell in the suitcase.
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I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.
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