Currently Staying At: The Hazbin Hotel

whenever I see a pairing referred to as "the lovers" I'm like, I'm sorry but you will never be Mr Barry Bluejeans and Mrs Lup Bluejeans, THE Lovers of all time

pokemon single moms will raise their child in a quaint neighborhood of three houses and one of the nations leading laboratories

?????? NATIONAL HERO???

this person needs protection this is not a joke we need to keep them safe

not a woman tho! she isn’t comfy with that word

just htought i'd let u know that this is the funniest shit anyone has ever said abt me

you need to get it out of your mind that psychosomatic illness is just “making up symptoms” when it’s actually much more like your body is being actively poisoned by chemicals released from your brain

if you’re so stressed that you’re puking your guts up every morning, are unable to eat or keep anything down, you can’t look at light without feeling infinitely worse and feel exhausted and in pain all the time (or whatever your particular stress induced symptom set is) you’re not just feeling like that because you’ve willed it into being. your body is begging for relief from the constant barrage of stress hormones and it requires the fundamental source of stress to go away, not just distracting yourself from the symptoms

just because the root is psychological doesn’t mean the result isn’t an entirely physical process.

This and also "your body is desperately trying to alert you to the fact that stress is killing you"

Michael is FNAF Baby's number #1 hater

abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao

i hope it's okay to add this because i think it hits the nail directly on the head

Honestly, it's like picking up a book and saying "I know all these words, I can type, I could have written this" like there's no middle step between the technical ability and the finished work.

Hlvrai animatic wip if you even care

Song - why did i say okie dokie by the stupendium

This ABSOLUTELY works.

I have used this for many years. Definitely b do it.

This article was super long-winded so I screenshat the important part

the fact we’re responsible for getting doctors to “lower their defenses” in order to literally just do their jobs is ✨INFURIATING✨

Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

the funniest thing about ttrpgs is that you can create a guy and say "his name is blorbo bleebus. he sucks severely. i hope that many misfortunes befall blorbo bleebus. he does not deserve to be happy." and at least one of your friends will immediately jump in to say "noooo... don't bully blorbo bleebus... i love blorbo bleebus..."

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

This feels like the start to a horror movie and I love it

Me rn:

“Men do shit because they don’t fear consequences.” is an excellent line, 10/10.

“Let me create that fear.” is a 100/10 follow-up.

I came to Tumblr for the memes, but I stayed for the wisdom.

i don’t care what anyone says, the “multiple floating weapons controlled by telepathy/whatever” is, has been, and always will be cool as shit

How it feels growing with Pokemon as a kid.

You can check my short which is a hommage to this game by clicking : HERE

FNAF Sun reviews Michael Afton’s art,,

Oh to be a bear, eating salmon, attacking campers, eating campers

you don’t have to be a bear to do that

I want to be a fucking bear