if you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid

but what if you were adopted

I’m not up on the whole genetics thing

but

if you’re adopted you still have to have biological ancestors right

me irl

On everyone’s 18th birthday they receive a letter from their future selves. Some receive long messages about their future lovers or messages about changes they would have made. Yours contains nothing but a small list of locations and the words, “NEVER VISIT”.

“You’d think I would know myself better than this,” you say, typing the first set of coordinates into your GPS.

WHAT IF tobin plays tonight and falls onto her knees at the end of the game and does the motion to praise god again the way she did at last year’s shiba

I dont think they would ever win a trophy 😂😂

“my name’s tobin heath and i used to play soccer, now i just do commercials for tires and contact lenses and wear ugly shoes also can somebody tell me where sweden is”

Carli thinking that this Mexico player wants to high five her on 100 goals when she really just wants the ball is now my forever favorite thing

ok that was a really fun goal carlos

I just woke up and turned on the game in time for carli’s goal. HER 100TH GOAL!! I LOVE HER! A LEGEND! 100!!!!!!

casual survey: reblog if you’re feeling gay right now

hey what the fuUCK

The face you make when you’re going to have to cross the Atlantic to get laid

nothing brings football fans together the way hating r*al m*adrid does.

I’ll be in in school 😭

not paying attention in math was worth it

rt if you’ve ever had a fandom related password at least ONCE in your entire life

cause literally me

bayern fans: we hate c*man k*ngsley! we want him gone as much as everyone else ok we don’t stan our problematic players

also bayern fans: go r*bery! king!!! lol uwu love you

bvb fans are inherently dumb for continuing to hype up this team despite knowing fully well that they suck but it’s too late to back out now