Hello Street Cat lore is crazy

my beautiful wife <3

i got spanish anon hate for this one btw

[ID: a black t-shirt with red lettering that reads, "Ronald Reagan is in Hell waiting for Heaven to trickle down." -end ID]

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

don't ask me the color of anything when he shows up on the screen

save me winter elliott stardew valley... winter elliott stardew valley save me......

So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

For context, ratchet straps are used to tie cargo to trucks. You do NOT want a ratchet strap anywhere near bare human skin or your junk.

harvey posting... i draw him tired bc i am tired

SAM'S NEW WINTER OUTFIT IS A PERSONAL ATTACK

one thing i never get tired of in songs is when they include some sounds from the recording booth like a laugh at the end, a ‘was that good?’ or like, the sounds of the guitar being put down, a chair creaking. it’s nice how music can be used as an escape but also something that ties you right back down to earth. it will affect you so deeply & then ur like wow… you just played that. it’s grounding & magical & just one of my fave things ever!

Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you

Some people are taking "Nobody in history has died of a THC overdose" as a challenge.

Love the people in the notes like "this would fix me" bestie this thing would dissolve your brain into a fine mist. You would discover the kind of mental illnesses Freud could only dream of. Forget meeting the Hat Man this is what turns you into the Hat Man. This is worse than that torture drug that makes you expirience 600 billion years in a second. This is the secret to honest to god shifting. The fucking MK-ULTRA era CIA would tell you to dial it back if you showed them this thing. This is the closest humans have ever come to making a physical manifestation of a bad idea. The only thing this is fixing is fixing to turn you inside out.

String identified:

t t tt : g tat

a tag " t a a TC " a a cag.

t t t "t " t t tg a t a t. c t ta c a . gt tg t at a t at t t t at a. T ta tat tt g tat a c 600 a a c. T t ct t t t g tg. T cg -TA a CA t t a t ac t t tg. T t ct a a c t ag a ca atat a a a. T tg t g g t t t.

Closest match: Furcifer pardalis isolate Fpa_1 chromosome 9 Common name: Panther chameleon

This is what eating that whole gummy would turn you into