your a boring bich and i am seven

this made me laugh way harder than it should have

rotoscope ☼ ☽

business in the front party in the back

No but seriously, looks how beautiful kelp forests are 

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genuinely cant stop thinking about this scene from rocko from like 1993 

my pockets jingle with stolen buttons from hot topic

i literally cant stop stealing those buttons from the Button Vats like i dont feel like paying 3 dollars for a piece of tin with pusheen on it but i do feel like doing a heist

call the cops bitch ill have sex with them

This feels like a the kind of thing you overhear when the person next to you on the bus is having a heated phone call

today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car

Why do all the little holes go away and get replaced by one big hole for an average of 12 of every 24 hours?

Enrichment

I picked up some art to make the apartment feel more homey

wаnnа fuск hеr? DO IT!

please do not have sex with my home decor 

I almost failed my fucking physics test because I had this stuck in my head

local tumblr user confuses men with house spiders

men will see a common fly and think I am going to ensnare this in silk

men be like can I please starve to death in a corner of your livingroom