doctor bitchcraft

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

Not what I expected coming from John Green

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

everyone saying "art doesn't need to be perfect" hasn't taken into account the art monster, the monster that comes and kills you if art doesn't look exactly like it did in your head

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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pause. rewind. does this person think jamie lee curtis has been running away from a gorilla

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

Hello fellow sloppy bisexuals how is not putting away the laundry going

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

blood test came back haunted

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kinda creature that's cool, we just don't want you getting left out

it’s 4:20 PM it’s time to post Weed Pikachu

yooooo happy 4/20 everyone