meanwhile actually mo in the audience:

I believe that this is Mitch fainting into Auston’s arms and then Auston reviving him through CPR

new year, new Christmas card

“Have you had a chance to text him (Nylander) yet?”

“Yeah.”

Boys: “i hate spooning cause I always get awkward boners”

Okay. No. Shut up. I’m purposely pushing my butt into your crotch so you get a boner. It’s fun. Boners are fun. If you get one, grab my hips and pull them closer to you. Please.

This girl just told the world our secret reason for loving spooning.

ok but tell me im wrong 

These two fools…

if your state doesn’t have a publix take ur L

They are so cute!!!!

me before opening tylers instastories: please dont be golf please be a selfie please dont be golf please be a selfie please dont be golf please be a selfie please dont be golf please be a selfie

tylers story: ‘look ! grass ! tiger woods ! woo hoo !’

me:

i’m gonna sit here and wait for one of the maple leafs to chirp willy on his last ig post

update:

bonus:

update 2:

update 3:

how to identify if a guy is hot: hockey edition

which 5 1D songs would be used to summon you

rip matt martin….he’s not dead he’s just an islander now

this is the best thing i’ve ever woken up to