Hi. It's me, King.
Things are not great. I am a solid day or two from being thrown out on the streets with no job, and I don't know what I'm gonna do. So, if you'd be willing to help me, I'd appreciate it.
While things have not improved, above all else, I need to pay my Phone Bill. There's no Wi-Fi where I live, and if I can't use my phone I'm screwed.
So here's the Goal.
strong contender for my new favorite tee k.o. shirt
nice
also to everyone who wanted the link to buy this shirt ummmm too bad. i plan to be the only person in existence who has this. what can i say i'm a gatekeeper
enough only calling thin waists grabbable. put your hands on love handles as god intended
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It’s been 1 year since DSP jacked off and nutted live on stream
Happy 2 years Anniversary!
Nothing to see here y’all, just me and my mans going at it. Keep it moving.
everytime someone rbs this i get a notification as though it were my post, even the rbs that don’t have my addition. go away onion post i am not your mother
Abandoned by its biological mother, the onion post instead imprints on a random passerby that fed it.
oh fuck *falls back into old habits* *screen fades to black* *level loading* TIP: your belief that you are incapable of changing for the better will become a self fulfilling prophecy if left unchallenged
a new type of elf has been discovered that drives a john deere tractor and wears overalls with no bra
Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust
when a new media comes out and i have to navigate tumblrs shit ui to add the tag to my blacklist
Now rebloggable for 48 hours ONLY get it while you can
started watching season 8!
Someone managed to take a video of Ghost’s filming. In the video, Ghost fights against a composer-themed Ganma. It seems likely that Beethoven Soul could potentially debut in this episode (or at least while fighting this Ganma).
Many cats figure out pretty quickly that humans don't like dead mice as gifts, and then go through an extended process of trial and error trying to figure out what humans do like. Here we see Attempt# 47: Moss.
My boy used to bring me dead snakes (no venomous snakes in our area, don't worry) which made me rather upset because I love snakes and they were very good for our garden.
So whenever he brought me dead snakes, I would scold him.
And then he started bringing me *live snakes*
little chef
