Every Mall Santa Is A Furry

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

Hi, yes, question?

What about children?

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

I’m frothing at the mouth this is my DREAM

#as a professional carnie i gotta say#wlw have a special inate ability at these games i swear to god#there used to be some kind of year#yearly retreat for?? idk what but it was made of almost entirely butch women#and there would be like a whole day the part was just overrun by gay ladies#and when the catering hall let their party out they all wanted nothing more than clean fucking house for their gifriends and wivesa#we all knew it was coming. wed all be like todays the lesbian day guys get everything stocked#and this isnt like the o be weird or something abt butch women being strong or athletic#i mean they would win games of chance way more often than straight couples#gay dudes do not factor in cuz we all suck balls at those games literally they were all awful#one very out gay coworker i had would openly tell them like look from one of us to another keep walking these arent for us they just arent#but girls? girls dating other girls? it was on sight they all won all the time (via @transkeiichi)

"Today's the lesbian day guys get everything stocked" is sending me

official lesbian post

one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse

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hmmm

Cozy

Remember this insane cultural moment in 2022

*[character a] looms menacingly over [character b] all up in their space, only to give [character b] a tiny silly kiss*

[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish

the goddess sulis minerva accepts apple pay these days huh

This just makes me so sad. As a kid, the idea of throwing a penny into a well was so magical to me. Like, I thought that the coins just stayed in the well forever and were treated as these sacred objects.

And by seeing the coins other people had thrown in, there was a sense of belonging to some larger tradition. Like, even as a kid I thought it was cool that so many people had thrown coins into a well before I threw my coin in.

But, like, this whole "tap to make an offering" completely destroys the illusion. Like, way to completely take the fun nd meaning out of it.

i know what you mean, but because a lot of coins eventually corrode in water, it damages historical sites and monuments for there to be handfuls of copper, zinc, brass and even silver thrown in with the bacteria and acids of human hands to oxidize down at the bottom of a water feature. they appreciate the donations to help sustain the site, but the damage a dirty penny can do to ancient marble is much more than one cent can support the site.

this is also the reason why ponds and fountains at public gardens often have signs requesting people don't throw coins in. it introduces human germs, startles and stresses out the fish, and messes with the acidity and oxygenation levels of the water, which can make it unhealthy for plants and animals. cleaning coins out of inhabited ponds and other natural features requires human intervention, which wastes a park's money, stresses the fish out even more, and can lead to footprint erosion at the edges of the waterway, too.

throwing a penny in a public fountain is a wonderful and magical tradition, but it takes a certain type of fountain: modern built, self-contained, not a protected monument, not a natural water feature, and not home to fish or plants. please be thoughtful about when and where you make a wish, and why an organization might ask you not to.

i don’t like “til death do us part” cause why would death part us??? u are mine in death and every life after this

sea butterflies, Limacina helicina (Gastropoda: Limacinidae)

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It's hard to see here... but sea butterflies are a kind of snail

It is literally impossible to come up with a fantasy worldbuilding concept that is more outlandishly weird, wonderous and magical than something that already exists in the real world