I just dislocated a fucking lung watching this lmfao

someone: it’s the last month of summer. we better enjoy it while we can and wear summer clothes and participate in summer activities–

me: 

What TV writers think is good LGBT representation: *protagonist teary eyed* My attraction to the same gender is so painful I wish I did not feel this way…but alas it’s my burden to bear. Also I have dated both men and women but I don’t like labels. *dies* What is actually good LGBT representation: *protagonist wearing sunglasses playing the saxophone in front of a giant bisexual flag* How am I doing? Well I’m just getting BI!!! Haha get it?? Because I like both men and women so I’m bisexual. 

That picture doesn’t do this scene justice, it’s a musical number:

This shook my very existence

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE?? THIS MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME.

“DOESN’T TAKE AN INTELLECTUAL TO GET THAT I’M BISEXUAL” 👏👏

WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE FINAL CUT.

Or even the Special Editions. This is GREAT.

C3PO YOU FUCKER

I have a new favorite Star Wars moment.

ABOUT ME

HOLY SHI

@rumantajuice

My mom said that today in church her pastor said in the sermon that Jesus told us to help the poor, and taking money away from public schools to give to charter schools only widens the gap between the rich and the poor.  She then added that Jesus spoke against adultery and lust and would not have approved of bragging about sexually assaulting women.  According to my mom, people got up and walked out.

The pastor also started the sermon by noting that she’d heard of another minister who read the entirety of the Sermon on the Mount at the pulpit, to be told by the so-called Christian parishioners after the service that it was offensive and they didn’t agree.

The Sermon on the Mount is straight up the words of Jesus.

I recently read an article that said, hypocritical Christians in America don’t actually worship Jesus. They worship America, and even then, it’s a very specific, self-centered idea of America.

Do you still have a link to the article?  I’d love to see it.

it’s true though, the fastest way to piss off a conservative ‘christian’ is to quote the actual words of christ

biblical literalists have like 99% not read the bible

it’s extremely strange

I pulled the link to that article from the replies–it’s a good read: https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2017/02/liberals-stop-trying-to-own-conservatives-by-their.html

Seriously. The more I read about Jesus and what actual scriptures say the more I understand that most Conservative Christians do not live the gospel at all and it frustrates me to no end.

These kind of Christians tend to worship the institution of Christianity rather than the actual word of Christ. What’s important to them is that the Christian institution remains the dominant religious force, and while they might not be fully on board with Trump and big bankers and people who want to cut public funding, they know that they’re all good God-fearing Christians and that’s always better than the socialist homos and abortion lovers in the Democratic Party.

“NO BAN, NO REGISTRY, FUCK WHITE SUPREMACY”

“I-L-L-E-G-A-L, THIS SHIT IS ILLEGAL!!”

Watch Barron Trump Adorably Play With, Keep Ivanka’s Baby Son Theodore Occupied During Donald’s Inauguration

Can we all universally agree to treat Barron Trump with kindness?

He seems to be a quiet, goodnatured kid who didn’t ask to be put into the situation he’s in.

The media is going to be harsh on him any chance they get because of who his father is.  He’s 10 years old and is going to age to 14 in front of the world.  I remember those years being hard in a normal situation let alone on a world stage and in the middle of such a hostile situation.

Believe me I can’t stand Trump either but I hope we all can keep our distaste aimed at the correct target and leave this little fella out of it.

‼️NUMBER ONE RULE: LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE‼️

A woman is diagnosed with cervical cancer every 3 hours, yet it is one of the cancers that can be prevented. Attend your smear test; reduce your risk of cervical cancer. It may save your life. I nominate you to join me and @JosCervicalCancerTrust to encourage more women to attend their smear when invited and upload a #SmearForSmear 💋

RIP Vine †

Probably the best vine compilation I’ve seen so far

trump: *puts his hand on the bible during his inauguration*

god:

Man if you guys could have heard this noise I made when I saw this

I almost died laughing

LMFAAOOOO

Life advice from my mechanic

“Partners are like cars. You’ll always be found and have good memories of your first but it’s usually the ones that come along later in life that are better for you”

I only came in for a service…

#DontNormalizeHate PSA shows parallels between Muslim registry and Japanese internment

REVLOGGING AFAIN CAUSE THERES SO FEW NOTES

speaking of misogyny

let me tell you guys something that ACTUALLY happened in my screenwriting class last week

one of the female writers in our class is writing a feature about this gang of teenage girls who sort of become vigilantes and murder men who harass women (that’s a shitty logline of it but it’s actually fucking awesome and highly stylized and over-exaggerated like tarantino in a good way bc i fucking hate tarantino). ANYWAY their first kill is this guy named taylor. taylor is one of the girl’s boyfriends. it is heavily implied and the writer confirmed that he abuses and rapes her. not explicitly seen, but she has bruises, there are scenes implying it etc.

so. she wrote the part where they kill taylor. and one of my professor’s comments was about how he felt like he didn’t hate taylor enough.

to which me and my female friend were like um what?? we hate him. he fucking raped and abused her. wE HATE HIM. HE IS A HORRIBLE PERSON.

and my prof was like well yeah i hate him but i don’t HATE hate him. and we argued about it. so he took a poll of who hated taylor. ALL of the girls in the class raised their hands. none of the boys did. when he asked who didn’t hate taylor all of the men raised their hands. and me and my friend started laughing because of COURSE they did.

and my prof was like why are you laughing and the writer was like “i think they’re laughing at the gender difference in that answer” and my prof was like “well, from my male perspective, i don’t think i’m being sexist”

WHAT.

first of all did you hear that sentence at ALL do you understand how paradoxical it is?????

second of all, no. just no.

and then my prof went on to say “i feel like we need to see taylor be horrible. like bad solution, he kicks a dog”

evidently a man can abuse and rape a girl and not be hated, but if he kicks a dog then he’s PURE EVIL

and THAT is exactly what’s wrong with our society