@cookiekate / cookiekate.tumblr.com
Signs like these are community-changing. They reframe the whole verge.
[ id: a sign on a small field by the road, filled with dandelions. It's circular and yellow, with drawings of beeds on it, and it reads: Pardon the weeds, we are feeding the bees. /End id ]
english is a minefield… if someone is fucking you that's sex, that's good… but if they fucked you that's usually a bad thing… if they're fucking with you, also bad… if they fuck with you then that's good again
Concentration camp.
They built a concentration camp.
I don't think words can describe what this other than genocide.
"we need to bring back x" it starts with YOU
"we need to bring back inviting people over for coffee and cake" invite people over for coffee and cake. "we need to start watching films on dvd" start watching films on dvd. don't wait for something to become a trend to start doing it.
imagine watching Star Wars in theaters in 1977 and pointing at Darth Vader boarding a ship with Stormtroopers and then choking some guy, and exclaiming THAT'S CLEARLY JESUS CHRIST, THAT'S WHY I'M INTO THIS
Love Star Wars. Love the Bible. I love the story about how Jesus *checks notes* cut off his son’s hand.
remember when satan took jesus out into the desert for 40 days to tempt him and satan was like "hey murder these younglings" and then jesus murdered them and then john the baptist cut off his arms and legs
I sent this to my dad, who's been a boiler tech for 30 years.
“Of the two ways you can explode a boiler, that’s the best one” isn’t the comfort your father thinks it is
you've gotta have friends who are older than you, not because you're a dumb kid, but because you'll be terrified of growing up otherwise
being the oldest person you allow yourself to know will eat holes in your brain and you'll start saying weird stuff
Get a hobby that is intergenerational. The friendships with people much older and much younger than you will mean that wisdom and ideas are shared among many and not isolated among the few.
This is why I love folk traditions so much. You will meet so many old people who can craft, sing, or dance you under the table. See a retired math teacher absolutely shredding the accordion. An 80 year old woman biked to this contra dance venue, and she will bike to the bar afterwards. Local Woodworker Can't Hear Shit And Needs Three Pairs of Glasses But Damn Can He Cut a Dovetail.
me opening tumbkr to say a character is transgender and then closing it again
She let more blood in 10 seconds than the phlebotomist let all damn day.
I appreciate that the witch in Dead Boy Detectives wants to be a god but only of like, one town
she has realistic goals like Dr Doofinshmirtz whose ambitions were limited to the tri-state area.
reminder to donate to gazafunds, a project that highlights random crowdfunding campaigns for people trying to evacuate from gaza
Back during the time when it was popular to bash Twilight for both legitimate reasons (Edward being borderline abusive to Bella, the whole child grooming plot point in Breaking Dawn, etc.) and not (REAL VAMPIRES DON’T SPARKLE THATS GAY), I saw this meme on Facebook where it was Louis and Lestat from Interview With The Vampire commenting on Edward’s sparkling and making fun of him for being gay. Like… Buddy My Guy. My Fair Dude. My Dear Sweet Homophobic Idiot. Not only are the Vampires in IWTV super duper gay, you’re lying to yourself if you think Lestat wouldn’t slam dunk his entire body into a tub of glitter on any given occasion. You Fool. You Imbecile.
Lestat: WHY DON’T WE GLITTER I WAS ROBBED
Louis: Does he ask our pity? He can walk in the sunlight, whereas we, foul creatures of darkness as we are, are forever barred from God’s kindly li –
Lestat, upending a pound of iridescent craft glitter on his head: SHUT UP LOUIS
Everyone on this post is gonna be sued by Anne Rice
heritage post
Such a narrow escape
Next time we'll get him
Hey wait we can reblog with polls
Followers please drown the tumblr boyfriend. for me.
DROWN.
SAVE
DROWN
DROWN HIM
SAVE HIM
DROWN HIM
Poseidon vs Odysseus 2024
Drown him.
Glass of water (oil on canvas) Artist / Emma May Riley
figured out why there's been an uptick in me getting blocked by seemingly cool people recently. apparently my description looks like this on ios:
it's supposed to say "transmisogyny not welcome". tumblr fucking "coolsville sucks"ed me. i'm literally a trans woman.
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Wait why doesn't the narcissist have eyebrows
How do you think the dark empathy got in
