Trashblog Extroardinaire

“lesbians are coming out”, a poster by see red women’s workshop, 1982

"I am in touch with the needs of the average american, aka people who go to walmart, and can market effectively to them. I also do not want to live amongst people who work on their cars in their driveways because people who can't afford to pay a mechanic for an oil change are an eyesore."

These statements aren't mutually exclusive, but they sure do paint an unflattering picture. Also LOL the neighbor was like "why did you subtweet me instead of @-ing me, bro? Also guess what you're going to hate, I planted tomatoes today, I'm adding a bee hotel, and all of that 'grass' is actually clover."

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If the government is involved this will just be another disaster! 😂😂😂

Government inefficiency is due to private influences (corporations and the rich). Anyone who seriously thinks the private sector is more capable of handling public services simply has to read the article directly above for an example of how they are failing you. This move to make tax returns a public service is the exact opportunity to prevent private influences from muddying an otherwise efficient process

the tension between the genuine cleverness of the joke and the incompetence implied by putting it on two-sentence horror is what makes this for me

and the second is "be yourself"

Rule #3 is that the electricity is more scared of you than you are of it

That's why it bites, right?

God invented winter so girls could exchange body heat

you’re doomed, there’s nothing I can do 

team dark goes to a hatsune miku concert

show them no shrimpathy

Krill them without hesitation

ogtopus

nothing will ever beat baby anakin saying "qui-gon sir i don't want to be a problem" and qui gon telling him "you won't be ani" being followed by numerous movies and shows where he was in fact the galaxy's biggest problem

Qui-gon: "At least, you won't be a problem to me." *dies*

Even getting taller than reigen won't save him from being noogied

CLEFUK

his names Venuchoke

possibly controversial but i think it needs to be said: tim burton is butch hartman for goths

sure, i'll incorproate that into my worldviwew

sjws DID ruin video games. the only thing that could possibly make bloodborne better is if u could get a weird gore bikini. but everybody had to complain abt boob cup armor. and now when i play resident evil the characters asses are only 30% of juicy as they used to be. no more boob armor in video games but every game has a fishing mechanic and a 3 second obligatory dog petting animation. what a fucking loss. its crazy u can explode a guys head off by sticking grenades in his mouth but god of war 2 is the only video game with a sex scene in it. they should make a version of minecraft for adults. they should make a version of diablo for adults. every video game should have a hot coffee mod. every video game should have a postal pissing mechanic. every video game should have leon kennedy in it

imagine in pathologic u just start pissing on dudes. imagine in resident evil 2 u just start pissing on dudes. imagine in yakuza u just start pissing on dudes. imagine in nier u just start pissing on dudes. video games could be good one day

My cartoon for yesterday’s @Guardian books.

P.S. you can order my books of cartoons here: https://tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2

Yup.