The Aesthetic of an Asshole

This is forever hilarious lol

Merlin/Arthur in sync

for @meteorjam​

learn to be done. not mad, not bothered, just done. protect your peace at all costs.

Boop

Description:  A skeleton on fire, all in variations of blue, drinking bubble tea.  As one does.

I guess “damn shawty” is the latest “everyone lets all joke and laugh about how black ppl talk” meme now huh? I didn’t have an issue when ppl were laughing at the original pic but now it’s being taken out of context completely and “damn shawty” itself is a meme like. Aave is not a joke. I hate you all

If saying a joke out loud sounds like you’re just mocking black people, maybe dont say it on the internet either.

Insecure HBO

Me putting on ugly mismatched high level armor to go do a difficult mission

This is funny but not at all relatable. Imma die how I live. Stupid and pretty.

Me putting on ugly mismatched high level armor to go do a difficult mission

lets make a new trope: gay characters who are actually seemingly impossible to kill to the point that all of their enemies are comically frustrated. functionally immortal gay characters. being gay making you immortal. unkillable gay trope.

The Gays Bury You

me: *swipes away any new notifications on my phone like a cat slapping away anything getting in their face they don’t like*

this is my cursed jug i have that bleeds when you pour water in it. 

we’ve done this ten, twenty times now to no apparent change?

haunted

I’m 100% certain this is glaze fuckery but the delivery of “it’s bleeding!  It’s possessed.” is absolutely the best thing

Bad paint?

That’s a Time Bomb/Biohazard!!!

The glaze on the inside and outside of the Jug has developed cracks which when the Water is added causes the darker red clay under the white glaze to absorb the water. This in turn makes the Jug “Sweat” or “Bleed”. But it also compromises the integrity of the Jug as the Clay inside is becoming soggy as it absorbs the water. It’s also a breeding ground for Bacteria and Mold as the Clay can’t properly dry inside the glaze.

So it’s either going to fall apart and shatter into a bizillion little pieces.

Or it’s going to become a rancid smelling object that would Poison anything that Drinks/Absorbs the water put inside it.

So it’s cursed

But like

Scientifically cursed

Most curses are science we don’t understand

Me when the vaccines are out and travel restrictions are lifted

Bucky

Art by Otto Schmidt