Desmond: Happy fathers day to the man who called the cops on me when he didn't find me in my room sleeping in the middle of the night and thought I snuck out of the house.
Desmond: I was downstairs eating cereal and also was fifteen. Cheers William.
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Ethan: If you’re saying I play favourites, you’re wrong. I love both my children equally.
*Earlier that day*
Ethan: I don’t care for Jacob.