Ok now I'm sure this doesn't need to be said to my followers at this point but I read the comments on a post (stupid I know) and now I feel the need to say it.

I am unapologetically and wholeheartedly pro kink

To clarify this extends beyond just whips and chains and spanking stuff. Anything done in the bedroom by adults that is both consensual and done in the safest possible manner is absolutely ok with me.

Yes even that really gross thing you're thinking about.

i think it's important to be okay with stuff being done in a stupid, haphazard, and dangerous way by two or more consenting adults as well! because what other people do in the bedroom is none of my business, even if in my own personal judgment it seems unsafe.

like, it's neither my responsibility NOR MY PREROGATIVE to save other people from themselves.

and it's not yours, either.

In for a penny…

List of my favorite characters in no particular order: 91/?

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* original video footage provided by @ragntag1

won’t lie to u bestie, i have been imagining pleasures of the flesh from time to time

life is about sucking cock, eating ass, and occasionally dabbling in the arts of tax evasion.

all food is "guilt free" to me because i love foods and treats and snacks and drinks forever and ever amen

all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

they shouldn’t meet

i don’t need to be told repeatedly how terribly written naruto is compared to other shonen like yes i know it is i have witnessed it firsthand i know it’s not very good. but other shonen doesn’t have sasuke now does it

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

"i'm looking respectfully" well i'm looking carnally. i'm looking like a whore