Not romantic, not platonic, not even queerplatonic. Secret other thing. You were the last good thing about this part of town.

can i go to your house on monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday and sunday

Noatak running errands in civilian disguise I made for him <3

As important as explicit gay rep is, nothing will ever be funnier to me than an entire fandom collectively deciding a relationship between two characters is gay without even a shred of subtext

This post is about Tom Nook and Redd’s divorce

i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

This isn't a funny tweet it's a threat

most important thing about the eclipse:

whatever you do, DON'T listen to some stuck-up calico claiming he caused the sun to disappear! he'll dethrone your leader and become a dictator btw

Today some more LongFroglets and RoundFroglets have left to start their new lives with a Wildlife Demonstrator! They will help educate children and the public and be ambassadors for their species! 🐸

*can be niece/nephew through sibling or cousin

**parents and siblings

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

half the men yall call daddy can't even put air in a tire. yeah he can pull your hair but can he chop an onion? no he cannot.

I taught my friend how to chop an onion bc no one taught him how to cook (guy in a conservative Christian family). He was so excited to be cooking for the first time so I made him chop the onion bc I hate doing it. And suddenly he starts yelling “MY EYES ARE WATERING!!!! ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!!!”. He was so fucking excited but I had to stop him bc he couldn’t see but was still chopping.

knuckle tattoos that say ANTI GONE

this post is about Ancient Greek mythic figure Antigone not people online arguing about whether it’s morally ok to write incest fanfiction please please please please she’s even my profile pic please

every so often I get reminded of cottagecore and all the little waifish girls in pretty dresses and laugh because my mental image of a farmwife is a big fat woman who can lift hay bales and wrestle sheep and probably also her husband thinks that's fucking hot and that she looks great in coveralls, which she does

when I talk about the white idea of delicate femininity being classist besides just racist this is what I'm talking about btw