Not yall bringing back this blog from the dead.
Imagine thinking that Tom is losing hair and curl pattern due to male pattern baldness. But in reality, he was using all Devacurl Products.
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Hello!
It has come to my attention that this blog hasn't been gaining as much as traction as it did in the past and I'm slowly losing followers.
I tried to give it attention during the holiday weekend but the interaction from everybody was lackluster.
I'm debating whether or not to delete this blog entirely. I do enjoy making these imagines but being the only one making them gets tiring after a while.
I haven't fully decided yet. Hopefully I'll change my mind but lack of interaction has made me want to just delete.
imagine tom going to the er on thanksgiving because he didn't fully cook the turkey and gave himself salmonella
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imagine when tom is asked to bless the food at thanksgiving he starts rapping "hey jesus, thanks for the food, i think you're a really cool dude"
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imagine when you're at thanksgiving dinner with tom and your family they tell you the stuffing is delicious and tom replies "the best kind of stuffing is when i'm stuffing my **** in her *****"
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Imagine for Thanksgiving your family and Tom make tamales. Once finished you all dig in. Tom is eating the corn husk and when you tell him youre supposed to remove it, he says he likes the texture of the husk on his tongue
Imagine tom coming to thanksgiving dressed as christopher colombus. He claims its for a new role, but he wont let anyone eat any of the food and starts stealing the dishware
Imagine Tom bringing his dog bobby over for the holidays and bobby is well behaved but tom throws out the turkey because he believes meat is murder
Imagine tom getting the turkey baster and telling you hes going to fill it with his nut so he can stuff you with it and have his baby. Your mother pulls you aside and asks if you really love this man. It is a good question.
Imagine Tom giving your family free Disney+ for Thanksgivng. After seven days, your Disney + is gone, turns out it was a free trial. When you tell tom he says"IM NOT MADE OF MONEY HERE"
Imagine this is the last thing you see when tom kills you on thanksgiving. The last thing you hear is "This is MY house now"
Imagine inviting tom over for thanksgiving and when you bring out the turkey he chuckles and says "im gonna stuff u just like that turkey later" he winks while your family awkwardly sits there
Imagine Tom with an upper lip. send tweet.
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Imagine Tom assuming the big booty position behind a big booty, but we all know his dick too little for a big booty so he flips the big booty around to hit it from the front. He strokin the big booty so hard, that his booty clapping too. 2 Chainz smiles in the distance
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Imagine tom being a chair for Halloween. When anyone ask him how are you a chair, he simply points to his face and says take a seat.
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Happy Halloween from TTI
Imagine Tom getting one of those man weave frontals but he doesn’t know that sweat compromises the glue of his weave. It only took one morning to snatch his edges. Bobbi is there to catch his wig as it falls.
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