en garde, motherfucker

RB for big orchestra

save me ishin karaoke save me

What really fucks me up about the God of War series is that if you've been playing the games since the beginning, you've gotten used to the frantic button mashing of the original games. You've ripped heads off. You've torn legs off. You've felt as if you were gouging someone's eyes out when you pressed down on the joysticks. Every rumble of the controller gave you this violent, satisfying feedback.

Then you get to the new games and the violence is still there, yes, but also tenderness. You get to hug your son. You get to pet wolves. you swipe your finger on the controller to help your late wife paint markers of protection on trees.

There's something truly special about feeling Kratos' character progression through your touch. Something unique to the medium of video games.

I know it's a decently well-known fact nowadays that pretty much every foundational aspect of metal aesthetics was introduced by Rob Halford, whose outfits were explicitly inspired by the leather scene of the gay bars he used to frequent, but still. Sometimes I have to stop and think about how funny it is. Like. This one gay guy got entire generations of straight metalheads to start dressing up like gay sex perverts.

A couple more pics bc his outfits still go hard as fuck

I'm adding more recent pictures of him because he's 72 and still rocking, is in remission from prostate cancer, and posts cat memes on his instagram

hinata shoyo is probably my favorite basic shonen protagonist because i don’t know how much effort it would take to fly or turn super saiyan or achieve a black flash or a rasengan.

but i can imagine what it takes to leave everyone and everything you know to go from japan to brazil, learn a completely new version of volleyball, be awkward around a new roommate and learn 3 different languages (spanish, english and portuguese)

i can imagine burnout from all that plus breaking and rebuilding you muscles constantly and dealing with sand and wind and sun and rain affecting your plays.

the man works as a delivery boy and teaches kids portuguese (not even his first language) to support himself while becoming an established beach volleyball player famous all around rio de janeiro.

what a legend.

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Dale

Bonus:

Love the third panel with Edgin nodding like “yep, this is who she is as a person”

a concept: todoroki and midoriya dressing up as each other’s cursed first hero costumes for a halloween party

bonus:

bonus bonus

Just finally drawing my One Piece OTP I guess :’)  Do I love size difference? I do, I know. (Please don’t repost in other websites)

😤I love it

Unattended children will be given hair dye and pronouns.

nights aren't scary anymore

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

behold, the default object!

I want a massive three-headed puppy too.

“If there was a fire in that building over there, and me and twenty other people are on the top floor, I’d get out and they wouldn’t. I only got one leg, but it’s a god damn good sexy leg I’ll tell you that. It’s a sexy ass fucking leg. It’s sexy. It’s sexy as fuck. I’m telling you the truth. This shit is god damn sexy. I don’t have to explain it. It explains itself. Tell him why you’re sexy, leg.”