Incase no one realized it from my 10 billion ask box posts, I REALLY WANT A SPAMMED INBOX. EVEN IF IT IS JUST YOU SENDING ME QUESTIONS, PLEASE SEND LIKE FORTY. I WILL ANSWER EVERYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES TO KNOW.

please.

Same

^^^^

Pls do this! Im in the hospital on suicide watch and im bored as heckk

If you haven’t seen Disjointed yet, do it now. Funny as hell A N D they’re straight up addressing using MMJ to treat PTSD from the FIRST episode. And Kathy Bates, as always, is an absolute gem.

disjointed is just a stoned millennial’s revival of That’s 70’s Show with a really, really impressive cast list

PSA: if you smoke marijuana, please tell your anesthesia team.

They’re not going to rat you out. They’re going to adjust your anesthesia dosage so you don’t WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF SURGERY.

Some anesthesiologists will refuse to put you under if you’ve smoked cannabis within the past 24 hours – and let’s be clear, this is NOT because they’re morally against it – it’s because THC and anesthetic react in unpredictable ways and waking up in the middle of surgery is slightly less of a concern than SLIPPING INTO A COMA OR DYING. 

So there’s that.

Yes, this too. Should have included this. It just wasn’t on my mind when I made the original post because my mind was full of NOPE NOPE NOPE after, you guessed it, one of my patients woke up in the middle of her surgery because she didn’t tell her anesthesia team she used marijuana.

i don’t smoke, but for my followers who do, here’s a heads up 💕

this is the perfect grade of good luck

reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

clearing out the trash

Yo, same goes for me, if you say any of this shit get the hell out

yo same goes for me if you say any of this shit get the hell out

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More of my drawings that will never be noticed.

Dude!!! These are so good!!