average worlds apocalypse online fan

Ideal way to travel

fake ass idgafer. I saw you gazing off into the distance like you were looking at something far away, something no one else could see but you

Cats are always like better smack the fuck out of this perfectly still object just in case it tries to not move later

Straight women who don’t understand what top and bottom mean and refer to literally being on top of someone as topping is the funniest shit ever. You are so lost

theyrye putting chemicals in your food that make you moan like a girl btw

They're called garlic and onions

you should be allowed to explode into several hundred pounds of viscera bone soft tissue fluids and aerosolized blood exactly once and go back to normal without any medical consequences. either to make a funny joke or to emphasize that someone is doing a really good or bad job at performing oral sex on you

the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

“why do i believe this” and “who benefits from me believing it” are the first steps to decolonization and we should all be doing this more

since this is on my dash again another two steps, a little harder this time

“who do i hurt when i do this?” and “could i look them in the eye, validate and acknowledge that hurt, and then keep doing it anyway?”

feels like a good day for another two.

“whose voice is missing from this story” and then “how do i seek out those voices/how does a story i think i know change when i add new perspectives”

in another life, I would have loved nothing more than to kill people with hammers with you

When your partner has a praise kink but you're Montessori trained so you know that praise is an ineffective way to encourage development and it's much more productive to acknowledge their effort so that they learn to effectively give themselves feedback so they can develop a healthy intrinsic motivation instead of deriving their self worth from labels put on them by other people .... "baby it's amazing how much you could last today compared to last week"

it gets worse lmaoooo

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[ID: a series of tweets twitter. First is by 'hourly drinks' reading, "💌 drink for @HereLiesClay from anon ! 💌 message : 'im breaking up w you /srs im sorry.'" There are two identical pictures of a latte with a heart design on the foam.

Then a reply by clay^25 @HereLiesClay, "are you serious rn?"

Then there's a response from frug @bread_frogg, "ur just to much for me :// i didnt know how else to tell you"

@HereLiesClay: "fucking answer dms im done"

@bread_frogg: "im sorry that u had to find out this way but at least the drink looks nice"

@HereLiesClay: "i guess but you just fucking broke [up] with me?? i dont think rns the time for nice drinks"

@bread_frogg: "at least it's your favorite drink ?"

@HereLiesClay: "fuck off i dont care anymore" / "not through a [fucking] hourly thats how you just embarrassed me wtf"

@bread_frogg: "we can still be friends right ? i just couldnt be w you [like] that, it's to much"

@HereLiesClay: "you just embarrassed me infront of literally hundreds of people no way literally fuck off"

@bread_frogg: "clay im sorry answer my dm please"

@HereLiesClay: "fine but were done"

@bread_frogg: "would u have rather i told hourlydrinks to put a little snack with it ? i just dont want you to be mad"

@HereLiesClay: "im fucking pissed you can't save this by adding a goddamn snack just leave this in dms now"

@bread_frogg: "ok clay"

In the next reblog there is a screenshot of @HereLiesClay's twitter feed, they have retweeted multiple tweets from joker quote bot;

"I haven't been happy one minute of my entire fucking life."

"We live in a society."

"All I have are negative thoughts."

"Mentally ill loner"

"My life is nothing but comedy."

In the last reblog there is a tweet from hourly drinks, "not drink / / we're gonna be ignoring any more breakup reqs"

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lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!