commission for @yellowpie !

This meme's ruining my fucking life

What song reminds you of sunshine??

delfino plaza

these are the only human emotions.

hey you know that fallout new vegas mod that makes the “what in the god damn” line 300x louder

guess who installed it over a year ago and completely forgot then just reached that part for the first time

i think i just shit myself

you mustn’t let your mother know of my vast fortune of cotton candy i keep in the walls next to this stupid money

You have to follow a couple cringies to #keepitreal. Dont unfollow me.

i dont die when im killed amd when i die im fine and im still alive

media: the very serious brooding asshole character is actually super deep and complex

me: ok

media: the dumb joke character is actually super deep and complex

me: ghhogoohhh. ohhhh oh mygod. oh m. oh. are you kidding me. oh i am going to throw the fuck up over this

and the second is "be yourself"

Rule #3 is that the electricity is more scared of you than you are of it

[sic] is my favorite editorial notation because of its inherent bitchiness.

(via @batmantaking-hobbits2gallifrey )

I’m quaking with fear

Visual representation of listening to a popular song when you heard the Weird Al version first

this is surreal to me

in case anyone wants to cheat on their wife