I don’t understand nor do I want to.

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! Wasnt there a post like that? Like someone liveblogged being attacked and they just played possum because they felt awkward?? Or maybe they pretended to drown in someone’s pool just to be a dick and didn’t know when to stop until they were hidden in a closet. Or something

Am I making sense to anyone?

You are my hero for finding this

Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.

That's what I want.

mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death

i don’t see why a “hung jury” would be a bad thing? we love big dicks

Michael Myers when Reader tries sucking his dick to survive

His dark eye circles, red flags, and great tits have captivated me.

he’s my sleep deprived, emotionally unavailable, big titty bitch

oh wait that’s just hotch in rock creek park

ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING 3.04 THE WHITE ROOM

As Lady Macbeth once said, “don’t be a pussy, it’s just murder,”