themooncell:

“You were with Fergie? Oh wow, are you okay? I mean, I’m not trying to look down on you or anything, but the guy’s a total beast in the sack, so I feel like I have to ask...”

She was a little concerned, though certainly not shy. Yes, the Lancer may have been a member of the Chaldea Thot Squad, but a night with Fergus mac Roich could lead to property damage. Plus Asmodeus was one of her beloved Servants, of course the young Master would be worried.

themooncell:

“The thing that happened today. You were near the kitchen and you were doing a thing with the bananas. You know, the...”

Cue several lewd hand gestures. Honestly, Ritsuka didn’t know whether to be ashamed or...impressed? That couldn’t have been easy to learn.

“Look, I get it. You’re the demon of lust, it’s in your job description, you can’t help it. But there are small children in this house! Innocent ones. So if you’re gonna be all lusty, can you please try to make sure there aren’t any kids around? Because Alice saw you, and I had to tell several lies. Also, now we’re out of bananas, but that’s not so bad, because I don’t think I’ll even be able to look at one for a while...”

@warriorsofcrimsonrealms

“So, you do martial arts? That’s so cool! I’ve learned little bits and pieces of fighting stuff from my-our Servants? But there’s no way I could actually go all “Chaldea Fitness Club” on somebody.”

The Second True Magic was wild. Rayshifting was one thing, but actually seeing different versions of your reality, and meeting that reality’s Master? Was crazy. And awesome.

@themooncell

“Azzy, I need to speak with you. It’s about what happened recently.”

There had been A Situation. She didn’t know all the details, but people had complained about Asmodeus being...indecent...in the kitchen. And that just couldn’t stand. Not in general, and especially not where people ate.

allseeingblue:

Another day, another event. A place that had the potential to become a Singularity, but wasn’t quite yet. And so Tamamo Cat’s beloved Master had set off to investigate...without her.

“Promise me you’ll be good, Moggy.”

And she wanted to! She wanted to be ever so good for her Goshujin-sama! But! There was a monster! One that was doing bad things! So it was fine to kill it, right? That was “Good”, right?

And so, the pink-haired, animal-accessory wearing girl, claws sharp and eyes wide, turned to the person behind her and--

“You there, boy! Tell me something! What’s more lovable: Sitting at home doing nothing, or killing an evil beast?”

Asked...about...love?

Alright folks it’s that time again! Like this post for a starter! No caps, only love! And send me a message if you had a specific muse and/or idea in mind!

Of course, while I’ve been gone, I’ve been playing FGO like a madwoman. Here’s my major rolls, along with my support team. Be sure to click for captions!

OKAY SO. Regarding threads I left hanging, here’s the deal. I’ve decided I’m dropping all of them, but I’m keeping the relationships from those threads? If that makes sense. If any of you have any questions/concerns/ideas, please feel free to message me! I’ll do a starter call later tonight, so! That’s that.

Hey guys hey guys check out this sick new blog background. It was made by @caritas-igne AKA Yume AKA my best friend forever and you should give their Karna a follow because they’re great. (They also write Jekyll and Hyde over at @twosideddoctor!)

And! I updated my Gudako and Ariadne about pages. They’re not quite done yet, but I feel like if a random person were to read them they would get a good idea of what they’re like. Feel free to give them a look if you like! (Now to do that for Asterios and Tamamo Cat...)

@pxndava Ahaha...yeah, the nitty gritty details of how, exactly, Vrushali became a Heroic Spirit are a work in progress. ^^; My thing is this: I'm not sure she's notable enough to qualify on her own? So that's why I wanted to go the Demi-Servant route. Maybe the phantom fusion Servant path would be a better one? In any case, thanks for the feedback! I appreciate it a lot the Nasuverse is so big and I'm just one girl--

...you know what? I'm not gonna let this get me down. In fact, I'm going to share some facts about two of the new muses I'm planning on bringing to thos blog: Gudako as a Heroic Spirit, in the Saver class. To be specific, a Gudako that is the crystallization of many, many Gudakos, all of whom fought to save the world, regarded as a legend by her beloved Servants. Sweet, but kinda spacey, since she's got the memories and personalities of all those versions of herself in her head...it can really confuse a person, but she takes it in stride. Vrushali: A demi-Servant. She fused with a god from the Indian pantheon, natch. (I haven't picked one yet, but they'll need to be offensively focused, unlike Parvati) She CHOSE to do this, in fact, because she would never qualify as a Servant otherwise. She just couldn't stand to be on the sidelines of war anymore, and now she can finally fight with Karna...as a BERSERKER CLASS Heroic Spirit, with a Madness Enhancement that manifests as a somewhat Hair Trigger Temper. Do NOT mention the Pandevas positively around her. Or, at all, really. Fights with her bare hands. Unskilled, but Strong. Follows the tradition of Berserkers Screaming Names of People Important To Them, like so: "KARNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" If Karna is awkward around people due to ignorance, Vrushali is just plain awkward. But that's why they work so well together, making them a Perfectly Arranged Marriage. Please give me your feedback!! I'll be here on mobile and I'll try to answer your questions/comments/heckling.