Summary: Known as The Omen, your reputation puts fear in some of the most dangerous and deadly Alphas. So when you’re caught and sent to the worst maximum security facility unknown to man, no one expected an unclaimed Omega to walk through the gates in shackles and an orange jumpsuit. Word circulates, and before long there’s a price on your head. Who will claim the untamed Omega?

Characters: Alpha!Dean, Alpha!Sam, Omega!Reader, numerous Alpha and Beta characters.

Story Warnings: A/B/O dynamics. Heat. Rut. Knotting. Marking. Explicit language. Imprisonment. Violence. Angst. Assault. Blood. Murder. Death. Smut. Poly relationship. Medical procedures. Medicinal drugs. Each chapter will have it’s own warnings as this is just a brief list. Please read each chapter’s warnings carefully. There will be triggering content.

Chapter One *** Chapter Two *** Chapter Three *** Chapter Four *** Chapter Five *** Chapter Six *** Chapter Seven *** Chapter Eight *** Chapter Nine *** Chapter Ten *** Chapter Eleven *** Chapter Twelve *** Chapter Thirteen *** Chapter Fourteen *** Chapter Fifteen *** Chapter Sixteen *** Chapter Seventeen *** Chapter Eighteen *** Chapter Nineteen *** Chapter Twenty *** Chapter Twenty-One *** Chapter Twenty-Two *** Chapter Twenty-Three *** Chapter Twenty-Four *** Chapter Twenty-Five *** Chapter Twenty-Six *** Chapter Twenty-Seven *** Chapter Twenty-Eight *** Chapter Twenty-Nine *** Chapter Thirty ***  Chapter Thirty-One

Alpha!Dean ***  Alpha!Dean & Alpha!Sam *** Alpha!Sam *** Alpha!Dean *** Alpha!Dean & Alpha!Sam *** Alpha!Sam *** Alpha!Dean & Alpha!Sam *** Alpha!Dean *** Alpha!Sam *** Alpha!Dean & Alpha!Sam *** Alpha!Dean x Alpha!Sam *** The Pit *** Alpha!Dean & Alpha!Sam *** The Omen *** Alpha!Dean, Alpha!Sam & the Omen *** Pack

I could never be disappointed!!!!!! I hope you start to feel better soon in every way that matters!!!!!! ❤️

Yay!!!! Thank you so much!!!!!

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"it's that fuckin chocolate guy again!!" I say, already knowing I'm gonna reblog

My Godddd

W I T C H C R A F T

What is this sorcery!!!!!!!!

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

Edit: People, I’m an English and creative writing double major in college; I understand that there’s nothing wrong with simply using “said.” This was just for fun, and it comes in handy when I need to add pizzazz. 

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

Best pirate ive ever seen…

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

This is better than anything I’ve ever made.

men b like ‘im gonna use math to sound like an intellectual while telling u how to use tampons u fucking bitch i never graduated elementary or learned how to respect women’

Just leave each tampon in for 24hrs straight!! What do you mean toxic shock syndrome exists?!

it’s the 9 periods a year that rlly gets me

Does this fucking moron think that you just stick a tampon in and suddenly it’s full of your 5ml of designated blood and then you put another one in and repeat the next day?? It’s continuous you dumb piece of shit.

The ideal amount of tampons you’d use in 24 hours is 4 or so, assuming none slip and have to be replaced. Assuming you don’t take yours out when you shower to replace it after you get out. Assuming you don’t keep them in longer to save money or energy like many do.

The average period lasts 7 days or something. 7x4=28

You account for mishaps as mentioned, that uses up that bigass box in two cycles. I looked up boxes of tampons on Amazon and in the US I’m seeing what looks like at least ten bucks for every 50 tampons. If you’re using up 60+ every two months, that’s over 360 tampons for the year, aka ~$70 not including shipping. Now because most of us can’t afford to drop all that money at once just to save on shipping, let’s add $5 shipping to each 50 as well and thats + $25.

Because there’s also that margin of use for when you use more than 4 in a day, that’s over $100 every year. That doesn’t even fucking take into account that many people have periods nearly twice as long as that which can mean spending $150-$200 instead.

Oh but wait! There’s more!

Another thing this fucking moron forgot to take into account is liners. Cause so many people use them. Tons of people use liners because, without them, they’ll leak into their underwear and destroy them. Granted, these are cheaper than tampons, but you still have to account for the extra ~$20 a year that adds on.

Period cramps? Add on pain relievers.

Destroyed underwear? Add on a fucking absurd amount of money for those because the underwear industry likes to charge out the ass for a stupid piece of fabric for between your legs.

Add all this up and the average yearly cost for someone with a period is over $200 a year.

$200 a year for the necessities, yes, but after all of that suffering we go through, don’t forget that you get one extra, priceless thing added on, completely for free

Complete derision, disrespect, and disgusting treatment from Cis Men TM. Because HA HA HA you have mood swings and cry over everything and get angry over things they don’t have enough braincells to comprehend being upsetting due to their complete lack of empathy for anyone different from them. For the very low price of the very fabric of your dignity, you can be accused of being on your period the moment any little thing slightly offends you.

So yeah, this guy can go take his twenty fucking dollars a year that he doesn’t have to spend on tampons and invest in getting a fucking clue.

on top of all of that he made me read the words ‘extra juicy uterine lining’ with my own eyes, which frankly should be a criminal offense.

hey everyone thanks for coming to the show we’re Arlene Titty Pills

Betty Biopsy

Beulah Don’t Like This Rash

Marjory Can’t Fucking Breathe.

Mary Jane Acid Reflux.

Phyllis Fell Down

Jewel Infection In My Jawbone

Amanda Going Into Labor

Alma Appendectomy

Donna gets Vaccinated

Magdalena Blood Test

Maryellen Miscarriage

Patricia Polycystic Ovary Syndrome

Mary Broken Leg

Help two homeless black transmen out

Hey y’all I’m Stephen ((left in the bottom pic)18 he/him) and this is my husband Elijah(right)19 he/him they/them) and as of December 2nd we were kicked out of his abusive mother’s household. I had been living with him and his family since September after being kicked out of my transphobic grandmother’s home, and from that point me and him had both worked hard to find and maintain jobs and attend school whilewe saved enough for our own place. His mother was extremely mentally/emotionally and financially abusive. She withheld his money that she owed and constantly raised the rent that we were both paying. Despite her collectively getting 400$ a month from the both of us, free labor in the form of child care for his younger sibling, forcing Eli to do all of her schoolwork for HER own bachelors degree, and him and I being the only ones to buy groceries and toiletries for the house as well as cook the majority of meals for the family of 5 living the apartment, she still kicked us out. From weeks prior she had been threatening to kick us out if we didn’t obey her and bend to her will, she has untreated Bipolar Disorder and has refused all attempts of therapy Eli had begged her to take.

She was extremely manipulative, controlling and extremely paranoid that anyone who told her no or asserted any agency for them self was her “ enemy “. She is also violently trasphobic and would constantly misgender me behind my back to my husband under the guise of it being “ impossible for me to be homophobic[read: transphobic because her dumbass can’t differentiate the two] because I was there for Eli when he transitioned “ which is a boldface lie ( she tried to subject him to conversion therapy when he first came out ).

Even if she were to take us back in (which is HIGHLY unlikely) the environment in which we both lived in was too toxic and unstable to stay in much longer

Eli suffered major mental breakdowns, psychotic episodes and suicidal thoughts and ideations while living with her ( as did I but to a lesser extent )

As of December 3rd we’ve been living in a DHS adults families without children assessment shelter facility: here’s our room.

The accomandtions we were provided were minimal at best ( one roll of toilet paper between the two of us, two moth bitten ‘comforters’ and thin white sheets, two small bars of facial soap. ) We can’t comfortably use the shower faucalities on site seeing that we are both the youngest and only trans occupiants. Even if we did decide to take the risk of showering, the showers are broken and won’t be repaired for some time.

Safety is a major issue as our lock is currently BROKEN ( despite asking for it to be fixed for three days ) and we live next to an violent domestic abusive couple that the faculity’s security refuses to deal with. Fights are commonplace as most of the other occupants are hostile at best.

Not only is safety an issue but we are responsible for providing our own food ( all food is provided is frozen and inedible ) and our own transportation. We have currently been eating one meal a day as a result. My partner has lost weight as a result of our stay. We have trying our best but given that we have taken work and school to figure out housing and fulfill the requirements necessary for our housing and benefits application ( attending appointments that take an average of 6 hours a time ) we have been unable to work at our minimum wage and seasonal jobs and been dependent on our non existent savings

As of last night 12/14/18 we were found ineligible for a permentant shelter transfer due to the social service investigators failing to preform a proper investigation of our prior housing. Because of this, we have to start the process over again and stay in this unsafe, hostile environment for another 10 days. We will have to go through the same proceedings again and reaply and start the process over.

My partner was laid off from work from not being able to attend recently, and now I’m the sole provider for our family. I get paid on a bi-weekly basis and hardly make enough to keep us afloat. Even so, I won’t be paid for another two weeks. We’re asking for help and assistance getting through the week, covering food and transportation costs for our appointments, amenities and toiletries, and various fees that apply to the application process, (documentation requests, printing at the public library, doctors visit copays, etc.)

Here’s our cashapps and my venmo

Even if you can’t donate sharing this post will greatly help our chances of recieving help. Thank you for reading ❤️❤️❤️

Im really sorry i have to keep making these but all of my other posts are loosing traction and me and my partner need help now more than ever so please help if you can!

You’re welcome sweetheart, I always like when I can help out!

djfjdjkdjk

Tom!! Tom why are you in the water?!

It’s fine, Carl

No, Tom you’re all wet-

I SAID IT’S FINE

It’s a rough night.

I’m trying, so so hard. I feel like I’m getting nowhere.

I’m tired of feeling like nothing and like all the shit.

I want to write and nothing will come out.

I’m tired. I’m just so tired.

Honey, if you need a break take it. There’s nothing wrong with needing a breather and we, your followers, will still be here when your ready. I hope you feel better soon!

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wait. 

you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?

that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?

fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do

They fly around and fuck shit up

Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country

Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 

I am pretty sure all of these Australia stories are a massive, globally-spanning trolling effort, and only the people who have visited the country are allowed to be in on the joke.

Nope.

Went there.

Parrots tried to take our car.

Came home IN A FUCKING HURRY.

Interesting thing about magpies - they’re not great at identifying individual humans visually, but if you make yourself identifiable in some way they’re usually open to reason. We used to have some very aggressive swoopers in our back yard - as soon as they realised that the humans *inside* the fence never bothered them and were the source of the delicious compost heap, they turned into flying black and white guard dogs who would viciously assault any passing stranger but never bothered anyone inside the yard. Several times they swooped at us when we approached from outside, then when we walked into the yard they would pull up and act incredibly apologetic like sorry ma’am I had no idea it was you I would never please don’t stop stocking the food pile.

There was another little group of magpies in the park who would attack any solo pedestrian but never bothered anyone walking a dog or pushing a pram, because apparently those were identifiable traits indicating a non-threatening human. In the spirit of inquiry, I started going out of my way to be polite to the magpies - carefully walking a wide arc around them when they were on the ground, etc - and emitting an identifiable call of ‘hello birdie’ before swooping season started. 

I spent the next ten years crossing that park at least once a day and as long as I turned at the first flutter of wings and said ‘hello birdie’ to the magpie waiting to attack as soon as my back was turned, I was fine. Every time, the magpie would stare at me for a minute and then fly off to harass some other pedestrian because apparently the magpies and I, we were cool. 

Parrots are a lot less open to negotiation, and the little bastards travel in flocks. Beware the parrots. 

Australia: the only country where it is necessary to sign a peace treaty with the birds in order to stay unmangled.

They did lose the Emu War, after all.

are you ready for my favorite fact?

If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.

that is my favorite fact

Bobcats and lynx will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the middle of the forest.

I asked the lynx researcher who told me this why, and he said “Cats, man” and shrugged.

This is now an “if I fits, I sits” appreciation thread.