𝚃𝙾 : ❌ !
𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 : kobayashi, ayumi
𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙹𝙴𝙲𝚃 : YOU ARE ON THIN FUCKING ICE AUGUSTUS !!!!!!!
ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, IT WAS EIGHT BOTTLES. NOT SEVEN!!!!! DON’T ASK ME HOW I REMEMBERED THAT, BUT IT’S YOUR FAULT FOR ENCOURAGING MY BEHAVIOR!!!!! WHY DIDN’T YOU STOP ME AT FOUR? OR FIVE? YOU SHOULD’VE SEEN THE WARNING SIGNS!!! or maybe you’re just weak and couldn’t keep up? well, if that’s the case, then… that’s fine. not everyone has a high alcohol tolerance. i’m gonna wash your damn shirt. who do you think i am? unfortunately, i’m not evil enough to send you dirty clothes.
p.s., i’m not laughing. who’s laughing? do you hear me laughing right now? your sense of humor is wack.
p.p.s., gus. are you seriously sulking about that? did you really want me to stay over?
:////////////,
ayumi
𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 : Gus
𝐓𝐎 : blondie mess.
𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓 : Now, now... You sound like my mother... It’s weird...
OH NOW YOU’RE CALLING ME AN ASSHOLE, WHEN IT WAS YOUR FAULT IN THE FIRST PLACE ! ? !
YOU’RE DELUSIONAL, IT WAS SEVEN ! ! YOU BLACKED OUT ON ME ON SEVEN AND I WAS ALREADY GOING FOR MY EIGHT AND NOW YOU ENDLESSLY BLAME ME ABOUT ENCOURAGING YOU ? ! But hey, you were hella funny though ngl. Chaotic, but amusing. I just didn’t see that coming with you actually being projectile on me.... But if you insist then. I mean naturally you have your conscience, so I figured you would send me a clean shirt without me having to tell you.
p.s., i swore u did... wait... were you being hysterical ?
p.p.s., hey c’mon... even if that night turn out to be quite messy, i would have offered breakfast anyway.
sincerely the forgiving man,
gus