The Gay Has Reached Maximum Velocity!

New DnD tokens for my Archivist!

In the spirit of new DnD tokens, here's another new one with a slight redesign of Emanon

passed out and had a dream that tumblr staff just quit one day without warning and the entire website was just like a basic screen of html code and people were posting things like “YOU FUCKING GUYS WHATS GOING ON” “WHERES THE WEBSITE” “WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO” and staff posted a youtube link where some teary eyed shirtless dude with no nipples explained that “you bitches don’t deserve a website. make one yourselves” so everyone unanimously decided to hold an election to decide who was going to be the king of tumblr and the election decided that some random middleaged man named Jinkle Fishwipe would be the new president of tumblr and there was some sort of live recording where it was revealed that Jinkle was literally just One Trout that someone dumped onto a podium and then it died. and at that point everyone in the audience took out daggers and started stabbing each other. and then i woke up

say it george!!

Just gonna go off topic and mention how many times I, a cisgender woman, shave my upper lip because facial hair feels out of sync with my gender identity. I don’t understand why cis people fail to see all the little ways we affirm our gender every day and fail to extrapolate how much more intense it is for trans people.

i know it's funnier without context but here's the context if anyone needs it

for people who haven’t been exposed to trader joes lentils for my wife guy, you’re welcome

this is how tumblr girlies hold and look at their insane fictional men

just fucking go ahead spongebob

Saw this lost puppy on my way to Taco Bell. It was wandering around by Target, didn’t have a collar