Darling,

any time that white old lady in the tumblr ads changes position I get scared I feel like the next ad is going to be a picture of the couch empty and I'm going to start seeing her around town

Unmute !

this is the best response image ever

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

Fave new twitter thread

“I don’t want other people to decide who i am. i want to decide that for myself. ” – Emma Watson

Happy international women’s day!

PLEASE THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE SEEN THIS THIS AFTERNOON.

Some of you use punk as an excuse to be a dick, and it shows

Remember:

I saw a guy with like a foot tall mohawk pull over to help someone with car troubles and literally thought “nothing is more punk than helping people” because of this post. Fuck yeah.

Punk is counterculture. When the culture is violent and uncaring, counterculture is kind.

Punk is counterculture BECAUSE the culture is violent and uncaring

https://twitter.com/northumbriana/status/846454474654781442

There’s this feeling I sometimes get watching humans do the cool things that humans have been doing for thousands of years. It makes my chest expand and my heart thud and I love it. I love this.

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

johnny english really destroyed all movie logic

the funniest part is that he’s not even running

SQUID GAME ◯ △ ☆ ☂