how come in infinity war they didnt just kiss the infinity stones off thanos’s fingers like in robin hood
CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song
on the validity of recognizing emotions
Am I loving this a lot?… Yeah. Yeah I am!
I genuinely don’t know what to say to people who hate ABBA like
if you change your mind
I’m the first in the line
IS THAT A SHARK?
if you watch any video today it needs to be this one
I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.
Theyre so. Honest
Secret Agent 0007 :) for patreon.com/tycarter
Same
WoW
holy shit
The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying
human:
THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST
the universe:
How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?
Because the warp drive doesn’t actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.
it works like this
Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.
A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUE
We gonna be surfing gravity waves!!
COWABUNGA SPACE DUDES!
I love how mankind’s solution to ftl is just to bend to rules of reality a little.
Universe: ok human, with the physical laws as they are you can’t go faster than the speed of light.
Humanity: ok, let me just figure out how to manipulate space time so I can go FASTER!
That’s literally how the ship in Futurama works lol the professor says the ship doesn’t move at all, it moves all of space around it. Can’t believe Futurama was right
harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson
“Son, did you or did you not place your name in this stupid fire cup?”
“Welcome back to school, children. This year, your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will be this woman from the Ministry of Magic. Why the government is interfering in the affairs of a private institution is beyond me. If you have any complaints, please do not bring them to me. End of speech.”
Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang
Guacamole is extra
Yeah? Well, so am I. Pile that bitch up.
why is my pencil talking
why is your cat full of star wars sound effects
Anyway Singing In The Rain is gay and poly as hell and I have the #receipts
Featured: Cosmo Brown Platonically Totally Not Proposing To His Best Friend
Don: “Im sad about that girl I saw the other night :((”
Cosmo: time for me to expend an unprecedented amount of energy to get him to smile!!
these two goobers have been looking all over town to find Kathy but I’m still emotional about how overjoyed they are to finally see her again. They’ve barely met her but they already love her a lot!!!!
Kathy and Don are about to go off and be het - I dont need to argue that the two of them are in love - but for now look at these three MUGS.
HERE IT COMES!! the most important moment in poly heaven!!!
THE REST UNDER A CUT BECAUSE IM NOT THAT MEAN
Oh hey you three! What are you up to? Just eating ham and cheese sandwiches and drinking milk?
(quick aside where Cosmo and kathy are already close enough to eachother that they have whole conversations about cheering Don up without saying a word)
Wait a second, Cosmo, what did you just say?
Its….. 1:30 in the morning?? You guys have been chilling out at Don’s house just…. chatting…. getting a post-midnight snack…. until one in the morning?? what a perfect time to SING A SONG ABOUT HOW IN LOVE YOU ALL ARE
it sure is guys
look at how they both have the exact same dancing relationship with Kathy this whole song even tho only two of them are in a romantic relationship
WHAT A GREAT DAY TO BE POLY AND FROLIC AROUND WITH YOUR TRIAD
They’re literally just goofing around and having fun?? They’re having the time of their lives??
okay return to your regularly scheduled blogging while I cry
PSYCH I LIED THIS IS WHEN THEY KISS